its over

aka · Post by **aka** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:37 am

well the jealousy killed it in the end ,one of the neighbors made a comment about my personal bits to the wife HAVING A LAUGH she has gone mad and its over ,I'm moving to friends down south and Ive got to start again

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:40 am

Send her a box of kibble and bits, since she seems to be barking on inappropriate topics......................

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:43 am

so you got a weener big deal get over it :wah: :wah:

no sorry mate i had a jelouse girl friend once if any one had said anything like that she would of gone mad

keep it in your pants and dont flash the nieghbours mate :wah: :wah:

aka · Post by **aka** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:09 am

jimbo wrote: so you got a weener big deal get over it :wah: :wah:

no sorry mate i had a jealous girl friend once if any one had said anything like that she would of gone mad

keep it in your pants and don't flash the nieghbours mate :wah: :wah:

for every small chested woman that would like bigger boobs there is a large chested lady that wants smaller ones, my problem is the later the neighbors husband saw me going to pee and told every one its been a curse all my life women find it too painful blokes call you donkey and think it would be great , believe me its a curse i cant wear shorts or trunks , the thought of another woman saying I'm a freak is very upsetting ,I'm just going to stay single for a while . Sorry I'm to upset to joke at the moment I've got a lot of packing to do

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:18 am

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SORRY MATE I WAS ONLY JOKING

my friend has the same problem and he cant keep a girlfiend honest we call him donkey dan and i've seen it i really did not think they did them in white

he says without being to crude he has to keep one hand on it when he is you knowing with a lady but he says girls find it too painfull and before long they all finish with him honest

i have another mate called kev who is not quite so er talented he has the same sort of problem he cant wear shorts but he says women love a big guy maybe your just with the wrong woman my friend

once again sorry for any offence

suddenly little jimbo seems ok after all

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:33 am

aka wrote: for every small chested woman that would like bigger boobs there is a large chested lady that wants smaller ones, my problem is the later the neighbors husband saw me going to pee and told every one its been a curse all my life women find it too painful blokes call you donkey and think it would be great , believe me its a curse i cant wear shorts or trunks , the thought of another woman saying I'm a freak is very upsetting ,I'm just going to stay single for a while . Sorry I'm to upset to joke at the moment I've got a lot of packing to do

While on holiday we came across a nudist beach, quite by accident . I am, a TOTAL prude.. so just sat there complaining that all the men where really old and the women must be right trollops . My other half said that he thought i should wear a bikini on the beach just like every other woman . Me being an up tight brit said ok would you get your kit off in front of all these people - he says if my ball bags were as big as your boobs i'd be walking around butt arse naked all day every day -- and they say women are obsessed with size .

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:35 am

aka

I wish you the very best of luck with the life change. It seems to be the right move for you.

Keep us posted. We're here for you :-6

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:38 am

i striped off in front of sue naked for the first time she started laughing saying just who do you think your gonna satisfy with that

i just looked down at little jimbo and with a grin i said ME:wah: :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:39 am

cherandbuster wrote: aka

I wish you the very best of luck with the life change. It seems to be the right move for you.

Keep us posted. We're here for you :-6

yup more puke talk :wah: :wah:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:40 am

jimbo wrote: yup more puke talk :wah: :wah:

Oh jimbo

you know you're crazy about me :-4

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:28 pm

i think john wayne bobbets wife could sort ya big problem out for ya :sneaky: :sneaky:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:12 pm

I'm really sorry you couldn't work things out, how come your coming to this neck of the woods? Hope your doing ok

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:40 pm

Hi, this is all a bit unreasonable isn't it? I'm sorry but I missed whether you were married to this lady or not, but its a bit of an over-reaction on her part is it not? What is she so mad about? Does she think that you had sex with your neighbour and hence the comments, or is she annoyed with you being the source of other people's comments about your large....well.... thing? Either way, she is wrong, and perhaps you are better off if something like this is enough for her to get to the stage where you have to leave. I'm sorry anyway, hope that you are able to get on with things.

Snickz · Post by **Snickz** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:04 pm

Sometimes the smallest (or biggest) excuse is all you need to finish something....

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:39 pm

This might appear unrelated but I couldnt help noticing foopy is hanging out in this thread. Wonder how long shes been here ? Im not surprised but please lets show a little decorum. Put your red light on for the love of all that is decent :rolleyes:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:42 pm

i had a chinese mate that had a massive knob

his name was wellungi