Doctor Visit

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:24 pm

"Don't laugh!" said the patient Ed.

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest little penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a peanut.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the floor in hysterical laughter. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Ed replied.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:11 am

Loved it Grumps!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:33 pm

very good grumps :wah: :wah:

what do you call the useless piece of flesh that surrounds a Virgina

a woman :sneaky: :wah:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:34 pm

jimbo...you Are Dead! Unless You Apologize....you Will Be Visited Tomorrow By Three Spirits...and They Aren't Going To Be Happy!

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:46 pm

i second that motion. jimbo, you are dead!!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:36 am

guppy wrote: i second that motion. jimbo, you are dead!!

ok i deeply regret about any offence caused by my ill informed remark :wah: :wah:

three spirits jack d johny w and jim beam black please

wild turkey next if those guys cant make it :-4 :-4