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Kim Jong Il "nuclear weapons, moi?"
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Bill Clinton "I did not have sex with that woman" er, ah, wait a sec:thinking: :confused:
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Zinky " I agree with everything Spot and Scrat say"
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Scrat: "Boy do I LOVE my country!! Long live the U. S. of A.!" :thinking:
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GWB: Ya cant' fool me twice, er wait I wont be fooled just once, er um Well yall know what I mean.



Oh wait he did say that.
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Cher: "I wish I didn't have such difficulty expressing my feelings." :thinking:
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Helefra: "What a GIANT waste of time scifi is!" :guitarist
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The Pope: Keep your money this year Catholics we got plenty for now.
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YZGI wrote: Zinky " I agree with everything Spot and Scrat say"


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl good one
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i'm gonna be totally serious now :wah:
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William Ess: "Dang I feel stupid."
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Rosie Odonnel: " I think I'll take a shower today."
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SnoozeControl wrote: Bill Sikes: Hahahahahaha! :yh_rotfl


SnoozeControl "I am going to marry that man" (pointing at Bill Sikes)
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Jim "God did you start that diet" :-5

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(my god, suzie, you're stunning.):-6
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guppy wrote: (my god, suzie, you're stunning.):-6


I wouldn't say that but thanks, i've just noticed all the mess in the background of that picture....housekeeping isn't my strong point :D
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SuzyB wrote: I wouldn't say that but thanks, i've just noticed all the mess in the background of that picture....housekeeping isn't my strong point :D


Um well then let me guess your strong points then.:thinking:
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YZGI wrote: Um well then let me guess your strong points then.:thinking:


I'm waiting..............
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First off I have a question. How big an ole boy did you say jimbo was?:-2
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YZGI wrote: First off I have a question. How big an ole boy did you say jimbo was?:-2


Extremely large.... He'll be pleased with me for putting that in!!!! :D :wah:
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YZGI wrote: First off I have a question. How big an ole boy did you say jimbo was?:-2


wise guy, no dummy:wah:
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SuzyB wrote: Extremely large.... He'll be pleased with me for putting that in!!!! :D :wah:


Well if thats the case I'll have to say your strongest point would have to be the bench press.:sneaky:
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YZGI wrote: Well if thats the case I'll have to say your strongest point would have to be the bench press.:sneaky:


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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Jimbo: "Gee, I really don't have anything to say right now." :thinking: :-4
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cherandbuster wrote: Jimbo: "Gee, I really don't have anything to say right now." :thinking: :-4


Sue "Peace and quiet without him sulking" ( she then falls over with shock ) :rolleyes:
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ArnoldLayne wrote: Anastrophe; Spot I couldnt agree more, no dont post links , its not necessary, your word is enough.

Spot: Anastrophe dear boy, your sources are spot on as usual. We are just different shades of the same colour


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SuzyB wrote: Jim "God did you start that diet" :-5


more like i've been really good on this diet :wah:
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"My husband, George, is SUCH a stud muffin." (Laura Bush)
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Cher: "I'm really gonna get my mind outta the gutter" :thinking:
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Adsila/Nevim "I'm OK, Catholics are OK.:wah:
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Lulu2: "Animals suck. And the religious right should rule the world!"
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I just hate my computer and hate going to FG:lips:
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weber wrote: I just hate my computer and hate going to FG:lips:


Yikes

for a second there I thought you were serious

And then I remembered the thread we're in :p :)
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NOMAD: "Of course I'm always serious!"
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Wendy and Lulu - 'Ho ho ho!! Merry Christmas everybody!!':wah:
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