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weber
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Yes dear, I will always put the toilet seat down from now on.
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Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.

.................Charles Mingus



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honey, dont worry about me, stay gone as long as you want............:D
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Snooze-- I love all my coworkers and my job is the best!



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"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

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Honey, I am going downtown to buy you that nice $1,000 leather purse.
miriam:yh_flower



Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.

.................Charles Mingus



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Clancy ~ Only freaky long haired people play guitars, and they generally suck at it too.

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"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

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I just won $1,000,000. Who would like to have it?
miriam:yh_flower



Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.

.................Charles Mingus



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(Clancy) I don't like this game at all. I'm leavin':wah:
miriam:yh_flower



Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.

.................Charles Mingus



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guy after making love of course i want to stay awake and talk about shopping tomorrow :(
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Post by Supersilly@rse »

Clancy wrote: Talk about god? ....sure I'd love to.... Please, come in.


Funnily enough, this is just what my boyf WOULD say....... they'd come in, we'd make tea - maybe some crudites.....then within an hour, they're begging to leave, but we've dead locked the door....



Mwa ha ha ha ha! :wah:
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Man to Woman: "Let's talk about our relationship, honey" :-6
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Cher: "I hate everybody. You all SUCK" :guitarist
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SnoozeControl wrote: Snooze: Go on, tell me more mushy stuff... I love it!


Snooze: "Spot and I are gonna run away and get married!" :-4
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Hamster wrote: Hamster: I'm totally giving up alcohol and flirting


whats that your not going to be so hammerouse from now on :wah:
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SnoozeControl wrote: I'm going to have to kill you for that, Cher. :yh_wait


Yeah

I understand :lips:
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ArnoldLayne wrote: Spot: I dont really know, I dont have a strong opinion on that. Actually you're absolutely dead right


Beautiful, Arnie Baby! :guitarist

How 'bout for Chonsi: "I can't *believe* I downed that WHOLE pint of Jack Daniels last night!" :thinking:
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Let's give the HUMANITARIAN AWARD to George W. Bush!
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Pinky wrote: Cher: I'm giving celibacy a try :yh_giggle


You're damn right about that one :sneaky: :)
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Val: "I hate german shepherds"!



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Carla, Val and Cher: "Champagne? You can flush it down the toilet for all that I care!" :guitarist
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cherandbuster wrote: Carla, Val and Cher: "Champagne? You can flush it down the toilet for all that I care!" :guitarist


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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