blonde year review

[Grumpaz]

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!..... bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March - Got really excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid..... wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing..... couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C"..... isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's..... they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days . instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

[Sheryl]

:wah: those were great!

[SuzyB]

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