New drugs for us gals!

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:28 pm

:yh_giggle

D A M N I T O L

Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T

Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N

Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out..

P E P T O B I M B O

Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L

When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R

Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N

Poten! t anti- boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person . Can we get naked now?

BUYAGRA

Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I N

Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T

A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

N A G A M E N T

When administered to a boyfriend or husband, pro-

vides the same irritation level as nagging him.

weber · Post by **weber** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:33 pm

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T

A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

N A G A M E N T

When administered to a boyfriend or husband, pro-

vides the same irritation level as nagging him

I could use these two for sure. I like mints.......NAGAMINT:D

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:16 pm

You're cute!

:guitarist

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:45 pm

Have you girls ever heard the song "I can see clearly now", by Bob Marley?.....

If you haven't, I encourage you to listen to it....

one of my favorite songs.

:-6

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:34 am

Is there a drug to help you all learn how to operate a toilet seat?

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:38 am

Hamster wrote: "MAKESUREYOUPUTITDOWNITOL" :wah:

thought maybe it was WHYCANTYOUJUSTLIFTITUPITOL....:-5

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:50 am

Hamster wrote: No!!! It should be down!!!!!!!

Alrrrrrrighty then:-3

someone seems to be a little bit hormonal

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:51 am

Seat AND LID always kept DOWN.

Keeps animals and your hairbrush out... not to mention a home with

toddlers!!

(Now where did I put that Damnitol?)

:p

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:57 am

valerie wrote: Seat AND LID always kept DOWN.

Keeps animals and your hairbrush out... not to mention a home with

toddlers!!

(Now where did I put that Damnitol?)

:p

Yikes, they're everywhere:yh_nailbi

time to flit to another thread, exiting stage left

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:58 am

Not only do I put both lids down. I also put plastic wrap under the bottom lid so the wifey doesnt get her bum wet and nothing can fall in accidently. Yes it gets wet if she forgets to pull off the plastic wrap but that is her problem , right? Oh you ask about me? I just go in the sink. :rolleyes:

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:01 am

Do they have Extra Strength or Long Lasting DAMNITOL?? I would like a case please

makes the world go to hades for 16 - 24 hours

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:53 am

ZinkyZinkyZinky.......tsk, tsk, tsk. :rolleyes: