Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:50 am

zinkyusa wrote: run woppy run:-5

I am, I am!! * woppy runs like poo off a shovel......then trips up and goes ar*e over t*ts into a puddle *:(

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:54 am

Hamster wrote: Is that a "No" then??

hammy, there's your chance to leave the little tykes and scydaddle out of there........

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:00 am

Hamster wrote: Is that a "No" then??

We've just had my sister-in-laws two kids for the day as well as Archie, they have absolutely driven me bonkers!!!:-2

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:04 am

woppy71 wrote: We've just had my sister-in-laws two kids for the day as well as Archie, they have absolutely driven me bonkers!!!:-2

oh good, then what will twelve more be..............

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:20 am

guppy wrote: oh good, then what will twelve more be..............:DOh god no.....please stop frightening me like that!!:-3

Supersilly@rse · Post by **Supersilly@rse** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:28 am

How random are we talking???

1 - If mountaing goats were bread with set of legs shorter than the other, then they would have a much easier time walking around - although turning round and going back down the other way would be a challenge.........

2 - If you had to be a fruit/ veg and carry your own weight in harvest - what would you be and why? I'd be a watermelon.

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:29 am

Sheryl wrote: The squirrels are stealing my pecans from my tree. oh well it's funny to watch them. I now know that squirrels have unusually large nuts for thier size. :-2
If you want to jack with the squirrels, get a statue of a large cat like tiger or lion and place it near their food supply. Like a bird feeder. Those squirrels get really antsy when they get near it.

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:38 am

Supersilly@rse wrote: How random are we talking???

2 - If you had to be a fruit/ veg and carry your own weight in harvest - what would you be and why? I'd be a watermelon.

I would be a cucumber

That way I could be "as cool as a cucumber"

Supersilly@rse · Post by **Supersilly@rse** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:24 am

Hamster wrote: Um..welcome!!

SA..did I miss your intro thread?? If so sorry!!

And yes we need more random than that please!! :wah:

Why thank you!

Intro thread? Sozzers, didn't do one....'my bad?

Am thrilled to know there's somewhere I can share my randomness!

Supersilly@rse · Post by **Supersilly@rse** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:44 am

Hamster wrote: Um....I like you already!!! :wah:

Coolio! I like you too! We shall be chums and go picknicking together!

I may do an 'Intro' shortly. What are the essentials for a stonking intro?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:47 am

Just be yourself.......................

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:16 pm

Supersilly@rse wrote: Coolio! I like you too! We shall be chums and go picknicking together!

I may do an 'Intro' shortly. What are the essentials for a stonking intro?

some people have nice days picnic's with noodle salad

Supersilly@rse · Post by **Supersilly@rse** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:18 pm

jimbo wrote: some people have nice days picnic's with noodle salad

Good times and noodle salad!

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:48 pm

Pinky wrote: Plums!:)

Why Plums pinky?

Is it because no one ever knows when a bite will be sweet or sour? :wah:

I'm just kidding ya --

I wouldn't poop you....

you're my favorite turd.

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:01 pm

Pinky wrote: Anyway - plums - I was being rude again! In the UK certain bits of guys anatomy have this nickname:yh_giggle

plums? well they're round, still can't figure it out pinks

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:01 pm

Pinky wrote: Anyway - plums - I was being rude again! In the UK certain bits of guys anatomy have this nickname:yh_giggle

Royal Marines slang --

plums - Someone who hasn't bagged off in a while

ie. blackwell is major plums

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:03 pm

Pinky wrote: LMAO!!!! Hehe...it just goes to show how things can have such different meanings!

Me?

I'm cool as a cucumber.

:wah:

Post by **spot** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:15 pm

Pinky wrote: I said the other word to, hee hee!:DI wanted to be a butler at one time, it seems a perfect job for me. I'd have insisted on being called Scrotum, which might have limited the households prepared to engage me.

Post by **spot** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:20 pm

Pinky wrote: Would you have had to speak with a plum in your mouth as well?

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotflI'm sure butlers aren't at all like that, but the name fits perfectly for a wrinkled retainer. The name originates with the late Viv Stanshall and far too few people remember it any longer.

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:28 pm

Pinky wrote: Zinks...get right up close to the screen and look carefully..

Plums - scrotum

ah plums and cucumbers i think i'm figuring this out now:sneaky:

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:14 pm

zinkyusa wrote: ah plums and cucumbers i think i'm figuring this out now:sneaky:

I wonder if they taste the same as nuts and knobs.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:19 pm

On the way to work this morning, I saw 3 handpainted signs, approximately 4ft square and about 200 yards apart. The following was painted on them and I've been wondering all day what they meant. Any ideas?

Sign1 - NEW SOCKS TODAY

Sign 2 - AND A NEW JUMPER

Sign 3 - Doh!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:26 pm

I have just been attacked, swarmed, abounded, teemed, assailed, beset, stormed marauded and plundered by angry ladybugs.

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:29 pm

Eeeeeek!

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:45 pm

flopstock wrote: Okay, I want to know which one of you creeps got the Christian fundamentalist to contact me on the dating site...:wah:

Just imagine the possibilities!!!:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

HOHOHOHO

you made my day Floppy, I would like to say misery loves company and it was me, but I could never do that to you... Crikey which site are you on, I am steering clear....

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:30 pm

Pinky wrote: Haha!!! You can borrow my ad if ya want Floopy...

31 year old witch seeks nice christian boy.

Must be available on full moons and Hallowe'en.

Self-sacrificing nature a bonus

I'm catholic

That has to count for something.