Chat up lines

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:21 am

Hamster wrote: Aha...so its no even come from that person originally?? Thats even worse!

I know - all of my lines are original....ish

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:43 am

I was in a club with the girls and this stalker just wouldn't leave me alone, he could see that i was wearing a ring (think that must of made it seem like more of a challenge!) as if the muppet wasn't annoying me enough, he then turned around and said " Here, borrow my phone and tell your husband you won't be home tonight". At this point i just wanted to punch him..but that's for another thread! :-5 :-5

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:52 am

Just last night I got

'You put all these young girls to shame with a figure like that, I fancy taking out a closer inspection later'

to which I said,

'Well, I fancy waiting for someone special, see ya'

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:55 am

Good for you, Betty!

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:01 am

One from when i was younger "How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized"

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:03 am

*yuk*

I guess we were happy if they said "I can see the stars glimmer in your eyes.............":wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:06 am

Hamster wrote: Did you have those white jeans on again Betty?? Really! You should know better!!:wah:

:wah: Not white jeans, just skinny jeans, boots and a long top a bit like the one you said made me look like Mother Theresa! :rolleyes: :p

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:07 am

Hamster wrote: Arnie I can't get a look in when I go out with Betty! :-5

Pfffffttttttttt, don't be so silly woman!!! You're Blonde! Men flock

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:12 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: He was right though, you do :sneaky:

:o Thank you Arnie.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:14 am

Hamster wrote: She can't share Arnie cos there is usually a group of men around her blocking her exit ...........

:-1 :-1

Oh Hamster, you should be a man!! 'it was this big' :wah: :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:14 am

ArnoldLayne wrote:

You cant say that here :yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:15 am

Hamster wrote: How about a challenge then Betty...you up for it? :sneaky:

Ummm not sure! What is it?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:39 am

Hamster wrote: Friday the 27th October...you and I have a night out planned....

The first one to pull gets...???

Crabs??? :wah:

No way, I don't like those sort of games, sorry!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:42 am

Hamster wrote: Cardie cardie cardie cardie cardie cardie cardie cardie cardie cardie....

It's mine!!!!!!!!! :sneaky:

:wah: Yes it could be, just pop to M&S, you love retail therapy! :p

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:50 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: .....The Cardigan

Sorry, Arnold?

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:51 am

I don't think i've ever used a chat up line......Some of them are funny though!!

I used to just start talking...:-3:wah:

Therye so corny though.....I really can't believe any decent girl would fall for one, I mean, what the guy is really trying to say is "You look really stupid, I'd like to get in your knickers....":wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:58 am

:wah: Busted Arnold!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:08 pm

Hamster wrote: ARNOLD LAYNE!!!

Sit down right now and write out 1000 times Betty and Hamster are very good girls!:D
Does it have to be joined-up writing? :-3

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:31 pm

Hamster wrote: Ok Ok Arnie...I hate to see a man suffer..can we do a deal???

Hmmnn.. Maybe you could give me something else instead??

Are you any good at knitting?:wah:

I can crochet.....:-3

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:34 pm

Hamster wrote: Bimey! A man of many talents eh?? Can you knock me up a cardi?? Seems Betty is unwiling to bet with hers...:wah:

Blimey.....would you settle for a square??:wah:

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:43 pm

*woppy makes mental note to visit C&H fabrics for patterns and wool tomorrow*

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:41 pm

Betty Boop wrote: :wah: Yes it could be, just pop to M&S, you love retail therapy! :p
I just ran into this. Thought you might like it.

http://207.46.9.124/cgi-bin/getmsg/imag ... a4e2985ef7

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:46 pm

Okie wrote: I just ran into this. Thought you might like it.

http://207.46.9.124/cgi-bin/getmsg/imag ... a4e2985ef7

okie, when i enter this site , it takes me to my email.!!:eek:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:04 pm

OKie, i see you on this thread. why did you post my email?????WTF????

HOW DID YOU GET MY EMAIL AND WHY ?????

SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW TO TAKE IT OFF OF HERE. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.