Are You Getting Grumpy About Religion?

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:11 am

Loved it Clancy, I'll buy a copy!

Do you have any copies with pink fluff trim? :rolleyes:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:20 am

Hiya Clance

I'd like a copy for each and every room of my house! Do you offer quantity discounts? :-6

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:55 am

I'd like a copy for the bathroom. Which reminds me, you can probably REALLY clean up if you sell thousands to the Gideons.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:53 am

We want to know how many you sell, Clancy! :sneaky:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:31 am

Clancy-that is just brilliant...........i want one!

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:37 am

Send in your flakes, guppers and Uncle Clancy will mail you one.

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:17 pm

anyone got a Scot to English translator?

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:32 pm

Clancy wrote: Here you go, zinky

Hullo Birdie, aye it's oot in a Scot's vershun, a, canny see ye gettin a swanky tart'n cover....bit if a gie ye this poster alang wi' it .... ye kin always cover it up like a school book ......s'up tae yersel, n' that

I'll take 25% aff' the book, an' throw the poster in fur free....howzat ....izzat fair?

Translated

Hello Birdie, yes it's out in a Scottish version. I don't think we can provide a plaid version just at the moment.....however, I will throw in a wall poster that can be suitably folded up to cover said book, should you wish to do so.

25% off the book, the poster is free. How does this meet with your approval? is that fair?

.

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl That's what I thought you said clancy..

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:57 pm

Clancy, my new year's resolution may include putting the belly button Fluffeh version in every hotel room!!

Yavanna · Post by **Yavanna** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:05 pm

Can you give us some more quotes from the Fluffeh Bible, Clancy? I'd like to try 'em out on my evangelical mother....

:p

Yavanna · Post by **Yavanna** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:51 am

Clancy wrote:

......so can I put you down for a copy? Please say yes, it would mean so much. The Mussies put a jihad on me .....but what's more worrying is the Scottish Presbyterian's have built a wicker man just off the M8 ....:-6

Oh, go on then - I'll have two ; one for my mother and one for me. Can't wait to see what the Fluffeh Bible calls Judas.....and just think how they'll deal with Caiaphas!

Clancy, I thought the Scottish Presbyterian's preferred the death by Gillian McKeith method? No? :-2