Good, Bad and Ugly
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't
find your birth control pills. UGLY: Your daughter has
them.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find
several porn movies hidden there. UGLY: You're in them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a
crossdresser. UGLY: He looks better than you.
Good: Your son's finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with
the woman next door. UGLY: So are you.
Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting. UGLY: With corrections.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a
divorce. UGLY: She's a lawyer.
Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: The postman had the
same idea. UGLY: You have to wait.
Good, Bad and Ugly
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HAHAHA those were good. made me laugh!:-6 :-6
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:yh_rotfl Lulu :yh_rotfl
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:yh_rotfl i love em!! Thanks Lu for cracking me up this morning!:yh_rotfl
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Lulu2 wrote: Good, Bad and Ugly
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't
find your birth control pills. UGLY: Your daughter has
them.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find
several porn movies hidden there. UGLY: You're in them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a
crossdresser. UGLY: He looks better than you.
Good: Your son's finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with
the woman next door. UGLY: So are you.
Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting. UGLY: With corrections.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a
divorce. UGLY: She's a lawyer.
Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: The postman had the
same idea. UGLY: You have to wait.
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Made my day to Lulu. Awesome funny:wah:
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't
find your birth control pills. UGLY: Your daughter has
them.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find
several porn movies hidden there. UGLY: You're in them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a
crossdresser. UGLY: He looks better than you.
Good: Your son's finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with
the woman next door. UGLY: So are you.
Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting. UGLY: With corrections.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a
divorce. UGLY: She's a lawyer.
Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: The postman had the
same idea. UGLY: You have to wait.
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Made my day to Lulu. Awesome funny:wah:
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
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Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?