2006 Headlines

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Clint
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THE YEAR'S BEST (actual ?)

HEADLINES OF 2006: More than half the year's gone by, but

they are pretty neat, so...enjoy!

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

Imagine that!

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

Panda Mating Fails;

Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

Miners Refuse toWork

after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,

It May Last Awhile

You think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;

Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!

Man Struck By Lightning:

Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!

Astronaut Takes Blame for

Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Taste like chicken?



Local High School Dropouts

Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by

7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!



And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that sign right?
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Wow! Those are really good! :wah:
"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad."

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks



boiled or sauteed?
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Post by Clint »

Lulu2 wrote: Kids Make Nutritious Snacks



boiled or sauteed?


:wah: :D
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