Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:14 pm

Bill Sikes wrote: Sorry, this isn't random, it's a reply with questions (& a comment!):

Sugary beans? Eurgh!

What's a "bologna sandwich"?

What's a "sausage biscuit"?

Bologna is a lunch meat, it is a pricessed meat. Usually made with Beef and Pork, sometimes with turkey

Sausage biscuit. OK, our bisquits are bready rolls...cut in half sometimes folks put a but of egg, cheese and a flar piece of sausage on it. A great breakfast sandwich.

http://www.chick-fil-a.com/MenuItems.as ... agebiscuit

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sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:20 pm

Okie wrote: Where did your bouncing boobs go. Those were wake ups.
yeah Nomad! where are your bouncing boobs?? :yh_bigsmi

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:42 pm

sunny104 wrote: yeah Nomad! where are your bouncing boobs?? :yh_bigsmi

Hey guys :rolleyes:

They may look good now

But in 15 years they're gonna go wayyyyyyy south

And that's not really a pretty sight

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:46 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Hey guys :rolleyes:

They may look good now

But in 15 years they're gonna go wayyyyyyy south

And that's not really a pretty sight
that's why I'm happy I never had huge ones....:wah:

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:04 pm

Hamster wrote: Why is it that kids can NEVER take off their socks without them being inside out? Or at least rolled up inside so you have to touch the smelly things to unravel them? :-5

Hey, Hammy. Don't you wash them as they are then turn them the right way round when they're fresh and clean?

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:09 pm

sunny104 wrote: I'm sick...:yh_tired
Heres ya a bowl of my chicken famous soup. If it dont cure you you cant be cured.

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:11 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Hey guys :rolleyes:

They may look good now

But in 15 years they're gonna go wayyyyyyy south

And that's not really a pretty sight
Does silicone not age well?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:12 pm

OpenMind wrote: Hey, Hammy. Don't you wash them as they are then turn them the right way round when they're fresh and clean?

genius :yh_clap

does it also work for brown stripe boxers:yh_whistl

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:14 pm

OpenMind wrote: Hey, Hammy. Don't you wash them as they are then turn them the right way round when they're fresh and clean?
that's what I do! :-6

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:15 pm

jimbo wrote: genius :yh_clap

does it also work for brown stripe boxers:yh_whistl

Straight in the dustbin, Jimbo. In an innocuous brown bag.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:15 pm

Okie wrote: Heres ya a bowl of my chicken famous soup. If it dont cure you you cant be cured.
sounds good! :-6

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:38 pm

guys honestly why do you automatically assume that

a) they are my boxers

b) brown stripe is not part of the pattern on said boxers when i bought them

c) if they were my boxers it was not suzy wearing them like a common tranny

d) i might of been asking about removing stains for my mate er dave

sorry to be BRIEF but you lot are making a THONG and dance about a SHORT story

this guy go to the doctors with a steering wheel attached to his d*ck

the doctor says is that not annoying you ,

the guy says annoying me its absolutely driving me nuts

Post by **spot** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:06 pm

jimbo, have you considered gainful employment on the comedy circuit?

though... considering your material... perhaps there's still a Music Hall open?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:35 am

spot wrote: jimbo, have you considered gainful employment on the comedy circuit?

though... considering your material... perhaps there's still a Music Hall open?

buddy the point your making is not a subtle one

my partner is driven to the edge of a nervous breakdown by my constant need for laughter , i have had a very hard time the last few years and I've cried tears of sorrow and tears of laughter for me the latter is better , so what if i **** off a few dozen people here and there ,they dont have to read my posts do they ' there are people on this forum that are rude obnoxious and nasty i tend to avoid theirs

for every person that finds you funny there are probably half a dozen who think why do nt that moron grow up but who cares , if i go into my local pub i'm immediately swamped by a dozen people that want to have a laugh your a really funny guy (i always look for your posts )you must get the same but there are always a few that get there drinks and move tables as soon as the laughter flows , we were having a laugh the other day and this one guy just sat there glaring I've never seen him talk to any one he had a skin head and was covered in tattoos , i said mate would you like to join us don't sit on your own all the time make some friends he said no i don't i don't go out to socialise and make friends , i just cracked up what a knob

my poor partner we were talking about my trip to the USA ,she says how did you find the weather i said i don't know i just went outside looked up and it was there

her (raised voice )whats the goddamn weather like, me i dunno a movie a pizza have a laugh the same as the rest of us

her your an idiot:mad:

its just not funny i know but i cant help it maybe i need some help

i was in the USA with a British mate (welsh does that still count)this big gruff guy American guy says were ya from ,me the UK him raised voice yes i know that what part? me ,all of me (taff now cracks up )yank ignores my pitiful attempt at humour yank glares at jimbo, , me no i'm from England sorry moments strained silence ... yank this your first time ? me no i've always come from England me and taffy crack up yank just tuts shakes his head and storms off which some how made it funnier :wah:

i am just a lost cause

Post by **spot** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:15 am

jimbo wrote: so what if i **** off a few dozen people here and there ,they dont have to read my posts do theyBut that's so modest - with skills like yours you should be aiming for hundreds!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:41 am

Oh god not that word, I've seen enough of that the last few weeks to last me a lifetime! Yuk!!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:50 am

Why is it, that people join up here, post one bizarre post somewhere, and then just leave, never to be heard from again??

:sneaky:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:15 am

SnoozeControl wrote: It must be allergy season, I woke up practically drowning in phlegm. :yh_sickYou're going to play hookie again, aren't you?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:23 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I might play hawk a loogie. :)Gong for distance, or accuracy?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:26 am

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:30 am

:-2 Shh! The teacher's here!

Good Morning, Ms Chonsi! :yh_flower :yh_angel

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:05 am

chrisb84uk wrote: Oh god not that word, I've seen enough of that the last few weeks to last me a lifetime! Yuk!!

Know what you mean Chris. I don't ever want to hear the word PRACTICALLY ever again either

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:09 am

spot wrote: But that's so modest - with skills like yours you should be aiming for hundreds!

today the forum tomorrow the world:sneaky:

mwhooaaah mwhooaaahh mwoooaaah mwooaaahh mwoooaaahhh (dr evil laugh)

mwooooaaah mwooooaaaah mwoooh mwoooaaaah (mimi me laugh ) :wah: :wah:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:09 am

Uncle Kram wrote: Know what you mean Chris. I don't ever want to hear the word PRACTICALLY ever again eitherIt's practically a curse word in our house. :yh_frustr

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:11 am

Uncle Kram wrote: Know what you mean Chris. I don't ever want to hear the word PRACTICALLY ever again either

:wah: hahaha annoying isn't it!!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:12 am

jimbo wrote: today the forum tomorrow the world:sneaky:

mwhooaaah mwhooaaahh mwoooaaah mwooaaahh mwoooaaahhh (dr evil laugh)

mwooooaaah mwooooaaaah mwoooh mwoooaaaah (mimi me laugh ) :wah: :wah:

Got big ambitions huh Jimbo.... Well I guess it never hurts to dream!!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:20 am

sorry chris that did look a bit toooo random even for this page

i posted so what if i do ****** off a dozen people with my wierd sense of humour

spot replied thats too modest with my talent i could ***** off hundreds

so i replied

today the forum tomorrow the world :sneaky:

you see what i did now and the dr evil laugh thing he wanted to take over the world

oh crap i've lost my mojo

Post by **spot** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:22 am

SnoozeControl wrote: It must be allergy season, I woke up practically drowning in phlegm. :yh_sickI hate it when my mind works like this, but I have to ask: whose?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:31 am

spot wrote: I hate it when my mind works like this, but I have to ask: whose?

mate i'm eating lunch my girlfriend is wretching

mate thats just wrong

but incredibly funny :wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:49 am

jimbo wrote: mate i'm eating lunch my girlfriend is wretching

mate thats just wrong

but incredibly funny :wah:

Does give you an appetite doesn't it?

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:59 am

flopstock wrote: Did I miss a good one?:D

Hahaha no sadly not recently as far as I know of. I saw one person post just the one somewhere today, but that seemed to be a serious post. But they are quite funny at times aren't they hehehe.

randall · Post by **randall** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:17 am

:-6

randall remembering,

The word that I grew to hate during my working life was

"PRECEDENT".

I cannot remember the amount of times I have been told on making a request or suggestion, "We don't want to create a precedent."

Yet most of my suggestions/requests came true usually shortly after I had departed a particular company and moved on loosing the benefits of my own suggestion.

Two stick in my mind.

Having wives allowed trips with their husbands for a month or two a year (when we signed on a ship for several years) - The Scandinavians had been doing it before World War II.

Frequently their wireless operators were the wives of one of the officers.

I started in amazement and unbelief on passing a Scandinavian ship in the Straits of Penang in 1953 at a "WOMAN" hanging out her washing on a clothes line completely oblivious of a mass of British eyes staring at her.

NOW you don't even have to be married - girl friends, or should I say "partners" get that privilege nowadays.

The other, more obvious, was shorter trips than anything from one to three years.

Now they can hardly get anyone to go away on a six month trip.

Such are the trials and tribulations of life.

AND MEMORIES.

God bless all.

randall.

:)

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:26 am

Wendybird wrote: You put your left leg in................................

Hehehe oh the joy of the Hokey-Cokey, how I used to love singing that all the time! :wah:

Post by **spot** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:26 am

randall wrote: God bless all.

randall.

:)And you, randall. Do you have photos of moments like that? Loading one or two here would involve finding a friend with a scanner but I'd love to see some.

Post by **spot** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:44 am

The model, pinky?

Post by **spot** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:29 am

Pinky wrote: Ummm... now going to look.....

It's an AGFA Snapscan.
http://www.agfa.com/digicam_scanner_dri ... pscan_e20/ ?