Two Prostitutes

[Grumpaz]

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:

"Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."

A policeman, seeing the sign,

stopped them and told them

they'd either have to remove the sign

or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:

"JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the officer,

"How come you don't stop them?!"

"Well, that's a little different,"

the officer smiled .

"Their sign pertains to religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned

as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer

in the area when he noticed the two ladies

driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest

he began to catch up with them

when he noticed the new sign which now read:



"Two Fallen Angels

Seeking Peter -- $50.00."