Hillary and the Cow

[Grumpaz]

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road in

New York State one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the

car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was

Struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what

had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.



About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his

clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive

wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was

smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.



"What happened to you?", asked Hillary?



"Well," the driver replied, "The farmer gave me the cigar, his wife

gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad

passionate love to me."



"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.



The driver replied: "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm

Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest

happened like lightning!"