Tendering my Resignation

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Marie5656
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Adult Resignation



I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old again.

I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant.

I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples with rocks.

I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them.

I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day.

I want to return to a time when life was simple.

All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset.

I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good.

I want to believe that anything is possible.

So....here's my checkbook and my car keys, my credit card bills and my 401K statements. I am officially resigning from adulthood. And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, cause, "Tag! You're it."



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I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day.

Ummm........I was supposed to stop ? :o
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Marie5656
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Post by Marie5656 »

Actually, I was the one right next to you...at the table with the sign that read:

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Would we not trade it all in, for childhood bliss again.....................I would.
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I want to go to my grandmother's house in the country, find a fat stick, pick up some rocks from her driveway and pretend I am Mickey Mantle hitting the winning grand slam in the bottom of the ninth in game seven of the World Series.
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Post by OpenMind »

Your resignation is accepted.

Now run along and play dear.:D
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Post by weber »

Is this the children's romm?:confused: :-3 Can I come in:-4
miriam:yh_flower



Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.

.................Charles Mingus



http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
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Post by Shweet tatersalad »

children?...................Child-ren?!....................................CHILDREN!You obviosely have way too much time on your hands.Have you done your home work? if so then you need too do your chores and take your bath.

:mad:
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Post by weber »

C'mon, here are all the children singing. Join in

http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_con ... babies.swf
miriam:yh_flower



Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.

.................Charles Mingus



http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
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Adam Zapple
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Bath night was last night.
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It is Sunday, there is no school today.........................nanny nanny, time to play.............
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weber wrote: C'mon, here are all the children singing. Join in



http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_con ... babies.swf


:wah: That was funny, Weber.
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Post by Shweet tatersalad »

GET BACK HERE!...................................Don't make me GET UP!

YOU HAVE TOO COME HOME SOMETIME................................????
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*eating lots of candy in the shade of the oak tree*

I got enough food to last for awhile........................:)
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Post by Lulu2 »

Does anyone want to play "doctor?" ;)
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Post by Bryn Mawr »

Lulu2 wrote: Does anyone want to play "doctor?" ;)


NO - you broke yours off! :p
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Post by weber »

I didn't do it:-3

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Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.

.................Charles Mingus



http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
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