Monkey

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:06 pm

I just popped in to say Hey,

Pleased you two havent called it a day,

Both as cheeky as ****

I wish you both luck,

It's nice to see you both yaaaaaaaay :-4

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:10 pm

Dear Abbey,

Thank you for all your support,

For me and my crazy cohort,

Somedays I don't know,

Where we will go,

I'm such a finicky sort.

:-4

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:56 am

I think that Monkey is ill,

Or he is slumbering still,

If I sent a kiss,

Would that be remiss?

His bill I would happily fill.

:-4

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:47 pm

Miss Monkey went down to the docks,

I think she was searching for rocks,

She said "are you NUTS?

You sure are such a putz?

It's not rocks I seek, but c^&*s!!

(oooOOOOooo Samanta is getting racy!!)

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:33 am

Ol monkey, his head is a scratchin'

Seems no wimmin' he's catchin'

Is it B.O.

That makes 'em all go

Or just a case of 'Miss'- matchin'

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:42 am

Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.......... abbey has paid a visit

Time to check in izzit?

So happy am I

My seat needs to dry

Her visit has caused me to pizzit :yh_rotfl

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:42 am

4Rum just made me giggle,

I'll sit in his lap and wiggle,

I just love his mind,

And his cute wee behind,

Let's see what YOU have to jiggle!!

:-4

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:20 am

When Monkey last checked his mail

He found orders he'd purchased on sale

The real 'knee slapper'

All in brown wrapper

But batteries would cost him retail

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:05 am

I see that you got your gift,

I sure hope it gives you a lift,

Go try it out,

Then give me a shout,

Next time, I will not shoplift.

:-3

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:14 pm

Oh monkey i think thou dost lie,

To use such things, oh why?

You're so well endowed

You'd stand out in a crowd,

It makes me swoon to imagine.....Oh my!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:10 am

abbey wrote: Oh monkey i think thou dost lie,

To use such things, oh why?

You're so well endowed

You'd stand out in a crowd,

It makes me swoon to imagine.....Oh my!

My new 'blow up' toy was loaded

So I puffed till 'er boobs became bloated

I didn't spy

The words PSI

With one final puff she exploded

...help!!! my pee pee pump is broken... call the ERECT-trician!!!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:04 am

Sorry to hear of the 'splosion,

Your mojo could suffer erosion, :wah:

Though Sammies not sad,

She's rather quite glad,

Your weenie's now safe from corrosion.

Attached files

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:25 am

Samantha wrote: Sorry to hear of the 'splosion,

Your mojo could suffer erosion, :wah:

Though Sammies not sad,

She's rather quite glad,

Your weenie's now safe from corrosion.

I couldn't abide with the rust

We'll use some oil if we must

I'm no fool

I tend my tool

You do as well I trust? :yh_drool

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:48 am

You ask if my tool I do tend?

Of course I do -- it's my friend,

Of oil's no need,

On two AA's 'twill feed,

This tool, I do recommend!!

:-6

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:15 pm

My 4rum went to a convention,

It was about insect prevention,

He'll learn about drugs,

To kill nasty bugs,

I hope he has good comprehension!!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:23 pm

Miss Monkey is mad at the Doc,

It seems he has a wee c#$%,

She like 'em big,

NOT just a twig,

She's shocked the Doc's c#$% is a schlock!!

Attached files

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:39 am

Samantha wrote: Miss Monkey is mad at the Doc,

It seems he has a wee c#$%,

She like 'em big,

NOT just a twig,

She's shocked the Doc's c#$% is a schlock!!

I'm happy for the dismissal of lies

And the falsehoods surrounding ladies and size

My only caution

In p*ck*r watchin'

Don't let appetite outlook your eyes

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:51 am

A cute little monkey named Smucker

Took up with a hot lady trucker

While watching her rear

She let him shift gears

Together they backed up that ................

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:51 am

...................sucker:wah:

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:50 am

4rum wrote: ...................sucker:wah:

That exactly what I thought!!!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:32 pm

Poor Monkey woke up in a pickle

His willy had started to tickle

By rubbing slow

The itch wouldn't go

But quick certainly did the trickle

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:08 am

A trickle and not a big geyser?

Now that would really surprise her!!

Miss Monkey would help,

Yet give her a yelp,

And no one would be the wiser!

:rolleyes:

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:11 am

Miss Monkey is feelin' all punky,

She went and crossed paths with a skunky,

He was big and fat,

She thought twas a cat,

And now she's smellin' all funky!!

:wah:

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:03 pm

The oder was really hellacious,

She no longer feels so audacious,

She did take a bath,

But much to her wrath,

That smell is rather vexacious!!!

Attached files

weber · Post by **weber** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:50 pm

There's nothing more horrid

That a monkey so florid

Runnin' around

Odors abound

An affair really quite sordid.:p

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:13 am

Well Weber welcome aboard,

I was startin' to feel ignored,

There's Monkeys around,

There's fun to be found,

Let's get all the antics restored!

:-6

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:48 am

Monkey must be on vacation,

I don't know this ones destination,

I'll send him a kiss,

His antics I miss,

I hope he works out his frustration!!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:47 am

Miss Monkey is playing alone,

She's not one to sit my the phone,

She's out on the prowl,

She's ready to howl,

Someone please toss her a bone!

Attached files

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:02 am

Monkey has just been arrested,

Because of some dame he requested,

That they go 'round the world,

His zipper unfurled

But with a cops badge she was crested!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:49 am

Life behind bars is a drag,

Theres no one around he can shag,

Who'll post his bail?

Will everyone fail?

Should Monkey now wave a white flag??

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:45 pm

Now Monkey did get a good lawyer,

Goes by the last name of Goyer,

Got dirt on that cop,

The chargers she'd drop,

Or Goyer the lawyer'd destroy her!!

Attached files

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:36 pm

Look what I found in my file,

I hadn't seen them in a while,

That was SOME night,

You were a delight,

That memory sure gives me a smile.

Attached files

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:54 pm

The Monkeys are hard to contain,

They're drinking beer and champagne,

They've started a riot,

Down at the Hyatt,

With Shane, Jane and DuWayne!!

Attached files

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:28 am

The Hyatt's been totally trashed,

Glasses and bottle were smashed,

The SWAT team was called,

Even THEY were appalled,

Out the back door Monkeys dashed.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:16 am

The Monkeys are all still in hiding,

The ruckus is finally subsiding,

I know they'll return,

Those apes never learn,

Where to strike next they're deciding.

4rum ~~ 4rum~~ wherefore art thou 4rum!!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:43 pm

The monkies have gone underground,

A place where they cannot be found,

But where did they go?

Does anyone know?

The answer will surely astound!!

(Here's a pic. .. . anyone know this place??)

Attached files

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:39 am

Will no one wager a guess?

I am shocked at your lack of finesse!!

I'll give you a clue,

It's not Timbucktu,

Try a Kaymakli address. . . .

Winner gets a . . . . . wait . . . it's a surprise!!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:35 pm

Miss Monkey's new beaus' name is Dave,

He was a delightful young knave,

Kaymakli they left,

They were feeling bereft,

Liquor and sex they did crave.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:30 am

I think the Monkies are done,

Since 4rum has gone it's no fun,

I wish he'd come back,

But I don't have the knack,

There's no one else like him, not one!! :-1