The one line story thread ..

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:20 am

sunny104 wrote: ...barn because Woppy was yelling "run towards the barn!!" Once they were all safely inside....

....."Do you allways do everything I say?" said woppy with a mischievious grin:sneaky:.......

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:21 pm

woppy71 wrote: ....."Do you allways do everything I say?" said woppy with a mischievious grin:sneaky:.......

He then promptly ran OUT of the barn, giggling hysterically and yelling "I'm free, I am finally free of that...."

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:03 pm

Marie5656 wrote: He then promptly ran OUT of the barn, giggling hysterically and yelling "I'm free, I am finally free of that...."

.....nagging headache because I used Headon...apply directly to the forehead, Headon..apply directly to the......

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:38 pm

Grumpaz wrote: .....nagging headache because I used Headon...apply directly to the forehead, Headon..apply directly to the......
Woppy quickly changed the radio station so he wouldn't have to hear that annoying commercial anymore and backed the car up to the barn so BR and Nomad could get in and they could.....

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:46 pm

sunny104 wrote: Woppy quickly changed the radio station so he wouldn't have to hear that annoying commercial anymore and backed the car up to the barn so BR and Nomad could get in and they could.....

........Head to the nearest interstate.........

weber · Post by **weber** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:51 pm

....to escape to the underground world of...

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:58 pm

weber wrote: ....to escape to the underground world of...

.....Sex, drugs and rock n' roll.....

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:59 pm

weber wrote: ....to escape to the underground world of...

Sex drugs rock and roll and refrigerated butter where angels and elephants fear to tread. BUT Fate had other plans... and as they leapt into the Greyhound bus...

weber · Post by **weber** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:05 pm

....Pam gunned that bus right back onto the interstate heading for.......

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:07 pm

weber wrote: ....Pam gunned that bus right back onto the interstate heading for.......

....Amarillo....:wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:30 am

Pinky wrote: 'Cos every night she's been hugging her pillow....
pretending that it's Nomad, thinking to herself that as soon as she sees him she is going to.....

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:43 am

Pinky wrote: fiddle with his antenna so he can....

.....get right down to business and........

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:47 am

Pinky wrote: get tuned into...

Radio Luxembourg, but.......

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:51 am

Pinky wrote: all he can seem to get is Radio 4! He heard Terry Wogan suggest..

That things were better in the old days when....

weber · Post by **weber** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:13 am

Pinky wrote: instead of all this new fangled technology, you made do with....

outhouses and ice boxes and Model T Ford cars and stuff like....

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:42 pm

weber wrote: outhouses and ice boxes and Model T Ford cars and stuff like....

Leave it to Beaver on the tele. But as they sped down Route 66, in a cloud of Chanel No 5 and dust. ....

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:24 pm

AussiePam wrote: Leave it to Beaver on the tele. But as they sped down Route 66, in a cloud of Chanel No 5 and dust. ....

Marie's chinchilla, Trixie saw the dust, and started rolling around in it, thinking it was a bath for her.

In the meantime, after years of debate and discussion it was determined that Bigfoot and the aliens from Area 51.......

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:54 pm

Marie's chinchilla, Trixie saw the dust, and started rolling around in it, thinking it was a bath for her.

In the meantime, after years of debate and discussion it was determined that Bigfoot and the aliens from Area 51.......

Were up in Oregon visiting Rain, and Pam drove that Greyhound bus right up to the...

weber · Post by **weber** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:03 pm

Were up in Oregon visiting Rain, and Pam drove that Greyhound bus right up to the...

...church and crashed right on through scattering people everywhere, smashing right through the back and out........

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:53 am

.... where Bill was waiting with the team... and a hail of bullets..

Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most...

..... but the FGers in the Greyhound bus didn't wait to hear the rest. On they sped towards...

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:16 am

AussiePam wrote: .... where Bill was waiting with the team... and a hail of bullets..

Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most...

..... but the FGers in the Greyhound bus didn't wait to hear the rest. On they sped towards...
...Texas, so they could get some BBQ and beer and then....

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:44 pm

.. of course they remembered that sunny, the oil baron, had promised ....

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:47 am

AussiePam wrote: .. of course they remembered that sunny, the oil baron, had promised ....

......Untold riches and black gold......

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:17 am

Wendybird wrote: ...............so they all jumped back onto the Greyhound bus and shouted........................................................................

...........YeeHa!!..........

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:28 am

Wendybird wrote: ...............but then realising that they were definately not dressed as cowboys they decided to find a local Mall and design a new uniform for themselves but it had to include the colour .........................................

Purple so that they would all stand out against the muted tones of..........

weber · Post by **weber** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:35 am

Wendybird wrote: ..........pink and green, the same eye colours as..........................

you would find in barf and other disgusting.......

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:36 am

Wendybird wrote: ..........pink and green, the same eye colours as..........................

Marie's Chinchilla Trixie was displaying after swigging from Bill's canteen which was full of........................

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:14 pm

chocoholic wrote: Marie's Chinchilla Trixie was displaying after swigging from Bill's canteen which was full of........................

...White lightning, Hooch straight from the hills of Arkansas where hillbillys..........

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:33 pm

Grumpaz wrote: ...White lightning, Hooch straight from the hills of Arkansas where hillbillys..........

frolic and dabble in the early morning dew... or sometimes squeal like a piggy if ..

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:23 pm

frolic and dabble in the early morning dew... or sometimes squeal like a piggy if ..

...proded long enough. So, Nomad, Pam, the FG'rs and Bigfoot, headed for...

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:47 am

Rain wrote: frolic and dabble in the early morning dew... or sometimes squeal like a piggy if ..

...proded long enough. So, Nomad, Pam, the FG'rs and Bigfoot, headed for...

Las Vegas because Nomad had perfected a system that couldn't lose, they pooled all their money and persuaded Pam to hock her diamonds so that they could bet all on number....................

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:58 am

Wendybird wrote: ...........eleventy seven which seemed a bit.............................................

of an obvious choice, so Nomad decided that he would make a side bet on............

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:27 am

chocoholic wrote: of an obvious choice, so Nomad decided that he would make a side bet on............

the eleventy in the grand abount of $1.280 which if he won would net him a profit of.....

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:29 am

Grumpaz wrote: the eleventy in the grand abount of $1.280 which if he won would net him a profit of.....

6 cents. but, he felt it was worth the effort, in order to prove to the rest of society that.....

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:28 am

6 cents. but, he felt it was worth the effort, in order to prove to the rest of society that.....

... he actually was a serious contender. So up he went to the table and just before he placed his bet....

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:07 pm

Rain wrote: 6 cents. but, he felt it was worth the effort, in order to prove to the rest of society that.....

... he actually was a serious contender. So up he went to the table and just before he placed his bet....

...the cell phone in his tinfoil hat began to chime. He answered the call to find out it was the Tooth Fairy asking him to.............................

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:08 pm

...please return that dollar she'd left under his pillow recently, since she'd determined it was a FALSE tooth, and that wasn't allowed!

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:28 pm

..."I'm betting this dollar along with the other money I've saved". He slammed the money onto the table, the ball was spinning around and around, then it fell.....

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:08 pm

into the tiny hand of the angry tooth fairy, who stuffed it into her little tutu and said,

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:11 pm

It's not nice to mess with the tooth fairy. She waved her magic wand, lightning bolts and confetti flew out, all over Nomad, who turned into a....