Increasing Diversity

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Lulu2
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Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their

diversity. "You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the

welcoming briefing.

"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for

something to eat, but don't eat any employees."

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm

satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole

company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do

any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads "No."

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,

"Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks

we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had

to go and eat someone who actually does something...
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Ocnbrz
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Post by Ocnbrz »

:wah: :wah: :wah: that's a good one!




At Christmas I no more desire a rose

Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth;

But like of each thing that in season grows. -Shakespeare
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weber
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Post by weber »

I'm not a manager and I don't do anything. Wonder where that fits:-3 Awww they'd take a taste and then spit me out:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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ARgi
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Post by ARgi »

Lol!
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:wah:
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