well thats the end of my sanctuaruy

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:55 pm

getting back from the pub late last night i'd forgotten my front door key so i went round the back i looked through the window so i would not startle my partner , as i looked i saw the the green and yellow of my forum my sanctuary on the pc screen , the place i could bare my soul and tell my fears , my hopes , my pain to total strangers that would not judge me and could give me advice without predujudice , things i,d be uncomfortable telling any one even my partner of 10 years i mean why depress her and worry her all the time when there are a team of ready and willing friends to help me through my problems as i would also do for them

:mad:

at first i thought she was checking up to see if i was getting too friendly with women on the forum

but she then told me she had joined as well , i was not impressed at all she offered to not go on any more as it was the only private place i could get things off my chest but then i thought you are all such nice people how could i deprive her of such wonderfull friends

ps i will have to confide in the barmaid at my local pub like every one else

futer post my barmaid does'nt understand me

next post my barmaid understands my girlfriend

next post after that my barmaid joins my forum doh doh doh :-5

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:23 pm

Uh, oh...does this mean we all have to be on good behavior? :sneaky:

Saffron · Post by **Saffron** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:55 pm

So cute.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:07 pm

Jimbo I feel your pain.. we can post in code if necessary..:wah: :wah:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:55 pm

CODES! Good plan, Carla.

dit dit dot, dot, dot, dot, dit dot......dot dot dot dot dit. :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:34 pm

lulu i have just cracked your dot dot dit dit code and my reply is

sorry cant make it next wed and yes i do have a tutu, wellies and a leopard skin thong :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:46 pm

guys honestly i really don't mind my girlfriend joining for she has had some terribly things happen in her life and could do with your kindness and support much more than i ,besides i think pretty much i have said all the things i needed to get off of my chest:-3

but what i do mind is the battle for the pc now

picture this jimbo is on the computer gf is hovering like a vulter waiting for her go , to get on my forum .i know if she gets on , she will be on for hours

no forum for jimbo .the pc is next the tv , she puts on a music channel rap soul anything like that makes my ears bleed ,ears are bleeding but i hold out,she puts on a film we have seen about 10 million times-but to no avail i remain strong normally i,d be upstairs watching sport by now i chuckle to my self silently proud of my resolve , 10 mins later oh no i need a pee why on earth didnt i go before i started, gf is upstairs , i make a dash for it , i m quick i get back to pc oh no i,ve been suckered she was hiding in the kitchen all along she grins , i sit down thinking my strategy , i sulk she ignores , aha i think got ya i turn on kerang ha ha , she does not even look up and just reaches out her left hand and turns off the tv DOH DOH DOH why didnt i think of that whilst my ears were bleeding , i strop off to kitchen do you want a cuppa love pretending not to be bothered i make the tea aha i see her mobile phone BINGO its in the kitchen ' she sips her tea i slyly ring her mobile doh its on silent , i ring the house phone she ignores it

2 hours later i get back on line :-5

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:37 am

This guy has me laughing with every post he makes

Jimbo, has your partner started an Intro thread yet? If not, have her do so -- we'd like to give her a proper welcome! :-6

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:05 am

yup my partner has made loads of posts i'm not telling any one who she is as

she would be too embarrassed to own up to being my partner

when i'm here with you guys you know

some village is missing its idiot

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:06 am

jimbo wrote: yup my partner has made loads of posts i'm not telling any one who she is as

she would be too embarrassed to own up to being my partner

when i'm here with you guys you know

some village is missing its idiot

Hey

My guess is SuzyB

Am I right? :-3

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:10 am

what you think a beau tiful topless model would go out with me :wah: :wah:

i dont understand this pub thing what gives

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:23 am

jimbo wrote: i dont understand this pub thing what gives

Hello My Friend :-6

There is a thread here called "Bothwell's Pub". Some of us meet up there in the morning for a cup of coffee or tea (or in my case, iced coffee

) and then again at night for a few drinks.

Hamster likes to dance on the tabletops sometimes :rolleyes: :guitarist

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:18 pm

what time am is it open this virtual pub

might have a few large jack daniels before i have some beer for breakfast :wah:

only kidding what do you guys do then?

have small talk like you in a real pub ?

one things for sure a virtual hangover cant be worse than the one i had yesterday :wah: