What about Keighley then, if we're doing West Yorks? We could play on the old steam trains or maybe go on a Santa Special if they've started by then?
It'll be all sherry and mince pies and rousing choruses of "We 3 Kings" (dirty version) :wah:
If Betty comes she can bring Theia along and I'm sure Spot would be up for it as well!
And of course, santa hats are not an option! Boys without a hat will be given on with pigtails attached! :wah: