A little Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have longnames, while the white men have shorter names - Bill, John or Sam, for example?"
His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive.
For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected inthe lake.
Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force of our people.
It's very simple and easy to understand.
Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China?"
Indian Chief and Son
Indian Chief and Son
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Indian Chief and Son
:wah: that's a funny one!
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
Indian Chief and Son
Big Mouth Little 
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
Indian Chief and Son
Accident Looking for Place to Happen.
I'm a real klutz.
I'm a real klutz.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Indian Chief and Son
Well now HERE'S a brag... I have a REAL honest-to-gosh Native
American name given to me when I was just a little girl!!
Wanna hear it?
Are ya ready?
Princess With Hair Like Waving Wheat In
Summer Sun...
American name given to me when I was just a little girl!!
Wanna hear it?
Are ya ready?
Princess With Hair Like Waving Wheat In
Summer Sun...