The one line story thread ..

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:11 am

woppy71 wrote: ........Where upon I shall require a favour of you all,,,,
...after you have filled in the request forms in triplicate ... :wah:

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:16 am

Rapunzel wrote: ...after you have filled in the request forms in triplicate ... :wah:.....And provide two forms of I.D......

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:23 am

woppy71 wrote: .....And provide two forms of I.D......
Woppy then requests that they undress and lay upon his bed so that he can....

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:10 pm

sunny104 wrote: Woppy then requests that they undress and lay upon his bed so that he can....

......test out the springs......

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:15 pm

....so he sprayed all the springs (and the applicants) with WD 40 which caused....

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:23 pm

Grumpaz wrote: ....so he sprayed all the springs (and the applicants) with WD 40 which caused....
the dog to start sneezing and running around the room wildly knocking over things. When Woppy tried to catch the dog he tripped over.....

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:24 pm

sunny104 wrote: the dog to start sneezing and running around the room wildly knocking over things. When Woppy tried to catch the dog he tripped over.....

his winkle and then...

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:46 pm

zinkyusa wrote: his winkle and then...

.....turned into a Green Dick Van Dyke who smiled at his guests and said......

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:13 pm

along-for-the-ride wrote: .....turned into a Green Dick Van Dyke who smiled at his guests and said......

Where am I, and what happened to Laura?

seekerw · Post by **seekerw** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:35 pm

"Laura's taking Ritchie to Boy Scouts", somebody said. So the dog ...

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:11 pm

seekerw wrote: "Laura's taking Ritchie to Boy Scouts", somebody said. So the dog ...

who didn't recognize Green Dick vanDyke, proceeded to raise his leg and...

seekerw · Post by **seekerw** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:32 pm

and his arthritis suddenly acted up and he had to put his leg back down, and gave a little yelp of pain. Therefore, ...

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:36 am

seekerw wrote: and his arthritis suddenly acted up and he had to put his leg back down, and gave a little yelp of pain. Therefore, ...
...he decided to lay down and take a nap. Meanwhile, in the distance you could hear...

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:49 am

sunny104 wrote: ...he decided to lay down and take a nap. Meanwhile, in the distance you could hear...

The sound of approaching footfalls. It turns out, it was a herd of stampeeding.....

weber · Post by **weber** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:56 am

............mice, after the farmers cheese which.......

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:05 am

weber wrote: ............mice, after the farmers cheese which.......

got them all skewered by the farmer's...

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:07 am

zinkyusa wrote: got them all skewered by the farmer's...

..wife, who cut off thier tails with a carving knife. And sadly, these mice were not even blind. But, as thier revenge against the farmer's wife they.....

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:19 am

Marie5656 wrote: ..wife, who cut off thier tails with a carving knife. And sadly, these mice were not even blind. But, as thier revenge against the farmer's wife they.....
ate her freshly baked apple pie. She was about to go after them when the doorbell rang......

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:21 am

sunny104 wrote: ate her freshly baked apple pie. She was about to go after them when the doorbell rang......

..she went over, to the door, grumbling all the way, about the eaten pie. When she opened it, a hand grabbed it and flung it wide open. She shrieked in terror as she realized that the hand belonged to none other than.....

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:48 am

Marie5656 wrote: ..she went over, to the door, grumbling all the way, about the eaten pie. When she opened it, a hand grabbed it and flung it wide open. She shrieked in terror as she realized that the hand belonged to none other than.....
Nomad...."Nomad!!" she cried as she....

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:52 am

sunny104 wrote: Nomad...."Nomad!!" she cried as she....

...fainted dead away. One of the mice turned away from the pie and asked.."Do you have any tinfoil? We need to make some hats.

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:30 pm

The other mice said "No, but we have some crepe paper. Will that do? Nomad screamed.......

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:20 pm

Grumpaz wrote: The other mice said "No, but we have some crepe paper. Will that do? Nomad screamed.......
"stupid mice, never mind the hats who knows how to administer first aid, can't you see the farmer's wife is about to...."

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:15 pm

sunny104 wrote: "stupid mice, never mind the hats who knows how to administer first aid, can't you see the farmer's wife is about to...."

....Lose her head. Now get busy and find some duct tape and......

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:45 pm

Grumpaz wrote: ....Lose her head. Now get busy and find some duct tape and......
......make her a discreet necklace so she will not be embarrassed.

Suddenly the Grinch appeared at the door and the mice scrambled into their holes. But the Grunch threw up his arms and clicked his green tongue and said,..

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:21 pm

along-for-the-ride wrote: ......make her a discreet necklace so she will not be embarrassed.

Suddenly the Grinch appeared at the door and the mice scrambled into their holes. But the Grunch threw up his arms and clicked his green tongue and said,..

..."pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...!!"

weber · Post by **weber** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:29 pm

He's been hiding there for 10 years with no food so you see...

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:56 pm

he's really desperate to get out of here, so he can get to McDonalds' and eat some.....

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:00 pm

Super sized fries and have a heart attack. Nomad tried to stop them but...

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:17 am

Rain wrote: Super sized fries and have a heart attack. Nomad tried to stop them but...

they all jumped on Nomad and bound him tightly with the duct tape and..........

seekerw · Post by **seekerw** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:50 am

.... When Nomad broke loose, he hired a lawyer and proceeded to sue the crud out of those who'd bound him. Thank goodness it wasn't RED duct tape or the case would have been tied up for years in court. :-6 So then the judge ...

weber · Post by **weber** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:01 am

...laughed himself all the way to the.....:driving:

seekerw · Post by **seekerw** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:10 am

... bank and said "This is a stick-up!" and proceeded to tie everybody up in RED duct tape. He'd learned something from his courtroom. When everybody got free after the judge escaped with the loot, ...

weber · Post by **weber** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:50 am

...something very mysterious happened, dark and gloomy in the middle of the night,....

seekerw · Post by **seekerw** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:55 am

... the judge thought it was an earthquake, but no, the cows were rumbling home, back from their escape from the corral. The judge had said he could get away with the robbery until the cows came home. He took this as an ominous sign. Then the police ...

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:01 am

seekerw wrote: ... the judge thought it was an earthquake, but no, the cows were rumbling home, back from their escape from the corral. The judge had said he could get away with the robbery until the cows came home. He took this as an ominous sign. Then the police ...

showed up and shouted " Who let the cows out?!" , at which point Nomad showed up with his guitar and said this sounds like a .........

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:35 pm

Grumpaz wrote: showed up and shouted " Who let the cows out?!" , at which point Nomad showed up with his guitar and said this sounds like a .........

"...very good time for a down home dance party......choose your partner and form your squares for a big old square dance."

Suddenly, there was a loud noise and bright lights coming in from out side. There were the rumbles of approaching helecopters. And, a booming voice which called out......

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:32 pm

"D'yall want fries with that?" Good old Ronald McDonald jumped out of the chopper and started......

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:29 pm

...handing out Big Macs. Everyone dropped to the ground with clogged arteries, but thanks to the RED duck tape and Nomad's fast reaction.....

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:58 am

Rain wrote: ...handing out Big Macs. Everyone dropped to the ground with clogged arteries, but thanks to the RED duck tape and Nomad's fast reaction.....

nobody had a heart attack but they all joined Weight Watcher and started dancing to Sweatin' With the Oldies which caused.......

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:39 am

Grumpaz wrote: nobody had a heart attack but they all joined Weight Watcher and started dancing to Sweatin' With the Oldies which caused.......

the floor of the building to collapse, resulting in broken legs, arms and in the case of Nomad.................

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:41 am

chocoholic wrote: the floor of the building to collapse, resulting in broken legs, arms and in the case of Nomad.................

..he came out of the experience totally unharmed, much to the surprise to all present. He said "I am unhurt because of my trusty tinfoil hat." He then stood up, looked around the room and.....

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:48 pm

Marie5656 wrote: ..he came out of the experience totally unharmed, much to the surprise to all present. He said "I am unhurt because of my trusty tinfoil hat." He then stood up, looked around the room and.....

grabbed Marie to dance a quick Argentinian Tango before running out into the rain where he bumped into...........

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:39 pm

chocoholic wrote: grabbed Marie to dance a quick Argentinian Tango before running out into the rain where he bumped into...........

..BabyRider, who was on an outing from the Hospital with MamaRider. Nomad and BR both sobbed and hugged each other.

Baby Rider then pulled herself away from Nomad and exclaimed ......

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:21 pm

...Why are you wearing a tinfoil hat and carrying around so many rolls of RED duct tape. Are you the masked................

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:53 am

Grumpaz wrote: ...Why are you wearing a tinfoil hat and carrying around so many rolls of RED duct tape. Are you the masked................

"....Avenger or something?" Nomad pondered her question, removing the tinfoil hat long enough to scratch his head. After some speculation he said "Yes I am...is there anything I can do for you with this duct tape?"

Baby Rider replied, "Why yes there is....."

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:40 am

Marie5656 wrote: "....Avenger or something?" Nomad pondered her question, removing the tinfoil hat long enough to scratch his head. After some speculation he said "Yes I am...is there anything I can do for you with this duct tape?"

Baby Rider replied, "Why yes there is....."
"...but I'm not going to tell you right now because...."

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:46 am

sunny104 wrote: "...but I'm not going to tell you right now because...."

"...then I would have to kill you. But there is something I would like to discuss with you at this time." But before she could continue, there was a loud crash of thunder and lightening (it had been raining after all). They all ran towards the.....

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:13 am

Marie5656 wrote: "...then I would have to kill you. But there is something I would like to discuss with you at this time." But before she could continue, there was a loud crash of thunder and lightening (it had been raining after all). They all ran towards the.....
...barn because Woppy was yelling "run towards the barn!!" Once they were all safely inside....