A Roll in the Hay, Anyone??

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:21 pm

You girls haven't been talking about me while I've been gone have you? :yh_shame

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:21 pm

flopstock wrote: You're saying you wouln't give up either in a heartbeat, for a roll in the hay?:wah:
Oh contraire. Happens on a bi-weekly basis.

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:25 pm

Pinky wrote: Us? Noooooo! :-3

As if we would! :yh_whistl

ok, ok....

but I have my eye on all of you....

And I do mean, I have my eye on all of you. :wah:

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:26 pm

flopstock wrote: Really? Not even for a sneak attack when she's sleeping? Oh darlin... that's some of the best utencil use ever devised for the bedroom...:sneaky:

All joking aside... there's nothing so cool as having a dream and then realizing you aren't....:-4

Use the spoon in the bedroom. That's to stir my morning coffee with I take it. Or has it got something to do with squirting?:p

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:38 pm

I spewed my coffee after that comment OM.... BAD!!

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:43 pm

Pinky wrote: Greedy bugger!:wah:

I'm only joking, you know you're the only one for me Pinky. :yh_flower

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:53 am

:wah: Wow where has all this romance blossomed from, so much and all so quickly. I'm guessing you guys just couldn't hold your inner true thoughts about one another any longer right!!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:20 am

flopstock wrote: Really? Not even for a sneak attack when she's sleeping? Oh darlin... that's some of the best utencil use ever devised for the bedroom...:sneaky:

All joking aside... there's nothing so cool as having a dream and then realizing you aren't....:-4

Floopy

I'm sure the Garden would agree with me

It's EXCELLENT to see you get down and dirty!

I want you to do it more often :p

seekerw · Post by **seekerw** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:30 pm

Who'd I like to roll in the hay with from FG? Nobody, actually. I'm allergic to hay and it makes me break out in rashes and terrible welts. Besides, it scratches my delicate skin.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:59 pm

seekerw wrote: Who'd I like to roll in the hay with from FG? Nobody, actually. I'm allergic to hay and it makes me break out in rashes and terrible welts. Besides, it scratches my delicate skin.

how about a roll in the water???????????;) just hold your breath........... you wont know if you are passing out from lack of air or..............................

.j/k:-4

weber · Post by **weber** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:25 am

I could handle a roll in the hay with most any guy in here.:guitarist

Seeker: a roll in the hay is just an expression, I don't think hay has anything to do with it unless you want.

seekerw · Post by **seekerw** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:30 am

guppy wrote: how about a roll in the water???????????;) just hold your breath........... you wont know if you are passing out from lack of air or..............................

.j/k:-4

A roll in the water would be nice ... except that strenuous physical activity makes me run out of air real quickly. I think I'd drown.

seekerw · Post by **seekerw** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:34 am

weber wrote: I could handle a roll in the hay with most any guy in here.:guitarist

Seeker: a roll in the hay is just an expression, I don't think hay has anything to do with it unless you want.

Oh, I see. :-2 I'm a city slicker, so I'm not not familiar with these country metaphors. Thanks for educating me. So what is a roll in the hay? When somebody drops some food in the barn? (j/k)

weber · Post by **weber** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:43 am

seekerw wrote: Oh, I see. :-2 I'm a city slicker, so I'm not not familiar with these country metaphors. Thanks for educating me. So what is a roll in the hay? When somebody drops some food in the barn? (j/k)

:yh_rotfl I don't think a roll in the hay has much to do with food either:D

Got a lot to do with the man though:wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:44 am

They're looking for the needle...............

weber · Post by **weber** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:54 am

chonsigirl wrote: They're looking for the needle...............NOT:yh_rotfl

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:44 am

chrisb84uk wrote: :wah: Wow where has all this romance blossomed from, so much and all so quickly. I'm guessing you guys just couldn't hold your inner true thoughts about one another any longer right!!

No, pretty much its been going on the whole time....

we just kept it from all of you :wah:

:guitarist

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:37 pm

Pinky wrote: And we thought no-one would twig about our online affair!!!

Damn Lulu...she sussed us out, lol!

Yep,

So does that make me an "internet crasher"??

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:04 pm

Pinky wrote: I dunno...what is an internet crasher?

"Home wrecker" -- "Internet crasher" -- get it?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:05 am

OpenMind wrote: Use the spoon in the bedroom. That's to stir my morning coffee with I take it. Or has it got something to do with squirting?:p

Good God. I didn't just read this. No I didn't. I am not in this thread. No I am not. :yh_chickn

weber · Post by **weber** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:07 am

Aw cmon RedGlitter

There muz be some guy in here you would fancy a roll in the hay with.:guitarist

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:42 am

Actually Weber, I wouldn't know. Even as a joke, I have to get to know someone first in order to say. And then I probably wouldn't say it out loud...I'd just whisper it in the lucky guy's ear. :wah:

But I did say earlier there are several men here I'd like to take to dinner and get to know better- seriously! A sense of humor and some intelligent convo really intrigues me and I've found both here. I'd even cook for them and I'm a very good cook.

Do I have any takers?? Please don't let me hang here all alone in the cold. That would be so embarrassing.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:08 am

chonsigirl wrote: They're looking for the needle...............

It sounds more like they're playing "Hunt the needle!" :wah:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:30 am

RedGlitter wrote: Actually Weber, I wouldn't know. Even as a joke, I have to get to know someone first in order to say. And then I probably wouldn't say it out loud...I'd just whisper it in the lucky guy's ear. :wah:

But I did say earlier there are several men here I'd like to take to dinner and get to know better- seriously! A sense of humor and some intelligent convo really intrigues me and I've found both here. I'd even cook for them and I'm a very good cook.

Do I have any takers?? Please don't let me hang here all alone in the cold. That would be so embarrassing.

Is that a whisper I hear?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:57 am

Accountable wrote: Is that a whisper I hear?

:o

weber · Post by **weber** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:44 am

RedGlitter wrote: Actually Weber, I wouldn't know. Even as a joke, I have to get to know someone first in order to say. And then I probably wouldn't say it out loud...I'd just whisper it in the lucky guy's ear. :wah:

But I did say earlier there are several men here I'd like to take to dinner and get to know better- seriously! A sense of humor and some intelligent convo really intrigues me and I've found both here. I'd even cook for them and I'm a very good cook.

Do I have any takers?? Please don't let me hang here all alone in the cold. That would be so embarrassing.

Aw, I thought this was a fantasy thread and just fun to have any one or all the men you want. Thas fantasy, jez fun.

Now to be serious, I also would want to be wined and dined and danced and talked and everything I would want from a man before anything. So I withdraw any choices I made, but then why, this is just a fantasy thread:guitarist

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:47 am

I'm kinda embarrassed, as I'd like a roll in the hay with most of the men here :p

They all shine in their own way, don't they? :guitarist

meltonpie · Post by **meltonpie** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:27 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Hey Gang!

Is there a member or two here in the Garden that you'd really love a roll in the hay with?

Do you have the guts to share it with the rest of us?

Please remember: if *your name* shows up on someone's list, you should be happy, excited and proud about it! No offense should be taken, as it truly would be a wonderful compliment.

3,235 viewings of this post! Now we know what the majority of the members of Garden Forum are thinking about!!

Sorry - make that 3,236.

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:06 pm

Pinky wrote: Hehe!!!! It's been bloody good fun anyway!

I think I should have been a bloke...they reckon it goes through their minds every six seconds or something like that....

Hotties like you don't help that statistic....

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:12 pm

Pinky wrote: :-4 Hiya lover!

You're quite a hottie yourself...oh, how am I meant to stop thinking about it now?:D

:yh_eyebro

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:21 pm

Hamster wrote: What..only every 6 seconds??? You blokes really are slow!! :wah:

Well...

It can range anywhere from 1-6 seconds in the blink of a beautiful eye.