new drugs for women

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:41 pm

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

D A M N I T O L

Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T

Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N

Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

P E P T O B I M B O

Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L

When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R

Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N

Potent anti-boy-otic for older women Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person . Can we get naked now?

BUYAGRA

Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I N

Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T

A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

N A G A M E N T

When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him

Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man who can handle it. I live in my own little world, but it's OK...they know me here!

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:43 pm

"E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N

Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out."

+++++++++++++++ THAT one will make a fortune! :wah:

seekerw · Post by **seekerw** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:49 pm

guppy wrote: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

D A M N I T O L

Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T

Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

etc.

Gee, I wish I'd have thought of these. They're good.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:52 pm

seekerw wrote: Gee, I wish I'd have thought of these. They're good.

well , you did, but unfortunately i had just taken two damnitalls so...............:wah:

i will apologize for stealing them and posting them as my find in eight hours............ya believe that dont ya???????????????:p

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:55 pm

Oh dear... :wah:

seekerw · Post by **seekerw** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:58 pm

guppy wrote: well , you did, but unfortunately i had just taken two damnitalls so...............:wah:

i will apologize for stealing them and posting them as my find in eight hours............ya believe that dont ya???????????????:p

ROFL!!! You are soooo funny, guppy.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:02 pm

seekerw wrote: ROFL!!! You are soooo funny, guppy.

i would thank you for that very kind compliment but unfortuanately i just dont care ..................................yet. :p

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:17 pm

:wah: :wah: I could use a few of those. Can ya point me to the pharmacy for purchase.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:43 am

:wah: