Things to ponder

cindy28 · Post by **cindy28** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:53 am

I just thought this would be an interesting thread... if you have anything to ponder post here..:-6 :wah:

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards as it is forwards?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

If a black box in a plane is indestructible, why can't they make the whole plane out of it?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'?

If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:00 am

If all the world's a stage..where does the audience sit?

If you had 24 odds and ends on the table, and 23 fell off, what do you have left..an odd or an end?

Why do all old houses seem to have one light switch that does not turn anything on or off? Do you think someone in another house is pondering a light that goes on and off for no reason?

Whay do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:39 am

Fun thread.

In all seriousness, I would like to know why there are always shoes on the divider line. Do aliens suck pedestrians right out of their shoes?! Usually sneakers but I have seen all kinds. Usually just one but I have seen pairs strewn down the highway. Always a highway,, never a street. Do people just ride around and decide they don't like their shoes so they throw them out the window?? What is the deal with the shoes??

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:43 am

RedGlitter wrote: What is the deal with the shoes??

RIGHT ON, RED!! :guitarist