Hillbilly Love Makin

[fisher]

A hillbilly got married, and on his wedding night he calls his

father for advice on what to do since he had never been intimate with a

woman before.

"We're in the bedroom, Pa. What do we do now?"

Thinking that nature will take its course, the father replied:

"Take her clothes off and then you both get in bed."

The hillbilly calls his dad 5 minutes later and says:

"She's nekid and we're in bed. What do I do now?"

Knowing his son wasn't the brightest crayon in the box, his dad

asked:

"Did you take your clothes off, too?"

"No." the son replies:

"Well, take your clothes off and get back in bed with her."

The son calls back a few minutes later and says:

"We're both nekid and inbed. What do I do now?"

The father's patience is quickly running out, and he growls!

"Look, Son , do I have to spell everything out?

Just stick the hardest thing on your body where she pees!"

The son calls again a minute later.

"Ok, Pa! I've got my head in the toilet bowl...

Now what?"

[ARgi]

i've heard this one before, but didn't realize until the last line. classic...and still funny :wah:

[Lulu2]

ARgi....what the HECK is that avatar? A galloping green worm?

[Rapunzel]

Lulu2 wrote: ARgi....what the HECK is that avatar? A galloping green worm?


Is it a lollop?

[sunny104]

:wah:

[ARgi]

Lulu2 wrote: ARgi....what the HECK is that avatar? A galloping green worm?


i call him Crispen.