Auto-eroticism undoes driver

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Auto-eroticism undoes driver

Fri Sep 8, 2006 3:53 PM BST



BRATISLAVA (Reuters) - A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis.

Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign.

"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police officer Peter Polak told Reuters.

"I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues," he added.



The man was taken to hospital with head injuries.



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Lol! What a w*nker! :wah: :wah:
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Marie5656 wrote:



The man was taken to hospital with head injuries.





:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Pinky wrote: LMAO!!!!!!

Maybe he got it stuck Abs!!!!:D:wah: I personally think this story sucks.;)
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abbey wrote: :wah: I personally think this story sucks.;)


Gee

I was gonna say that IT BLOWS!! :lips: :D
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:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Inquiring minds want to know, was the pump battery operated or plugged in the the lighter in the car..?? Could have been injuries to both his heads... :D
ALOHA!!

MOTTO TO LIVE BY:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.

WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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Have you noticed Ladies not one Male member of FG has posted in this thread..:wah: :wah:
ALOHA!!

MOTTO TO LIVE BY:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.

WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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I think they are all sitting there, hanging onto thier willies for dear life....with a small part of them saying, hmm..cool.
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flopstock wrote: The guy you caught picking his nose two cars over doesn't sound so bad now, does he ladies?:wah:


You never know flop, some guys are multi-talented. They can do things with each hand, while driving/steering with their knees! :p :D :rolleyes:
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flopstock wrote: I may have experienced that once or fifty times.... :wah:


I forgot to add, "so I've heard", not speaking from personal experiences! :D
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cars wrote: You never know flop, some guys are multi-talented. They can do things with each hand, while driving/steering with their knees! :p :D :rolleyes:I've heard of multi tasking but that takes the biscuit! :wah:
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Post by Angelica »

hahahaha..almost sucked the life out of him. :rolleyes:
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