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You know the kind of thing,. Lets see where it goes..:-3
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The bar fell silent as I came in ...I looked down and saw....
Just continue where the last poster finished..
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The bar fell silent as I came in ...I looked down and saw....
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...that I had blood stains all over my shirt.....
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..Ah.. The barman pointed at me in an unfriendly Stop-murderer ! kinda way .. so I ran back out where I met..
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Gygz wrote: ..Ah.. The barman pointed at me in an unfriendly Stop-murderer ! kinda way .. so I ran back out where I met..
a prostitute with a prosthetic leg
a prostitute with a prosthetic leg
"My body is the earth but my head is in the stars."
God Bless BR!!!
God Bless BR!!!
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CheshireCat wrote: a prostitute with a prosthetic leg
She offered it too me but I told her I already had one at home.. She winked and told me to run into a blue door .*ouch*. Inside I saw a...
She offered it too me but I told her I already had one at home.. She winked and told me to run into a blue door .*ouch*. Inside I saw a...
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and ran, shrieking, into a dark and stormy night.
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Lulu2 wrote: and ran, shrieking, into a dark and stormy night.
..the wind a torrent of darkness thorough the gursty tees, the moon a ghostly galleon tossed upon couldy seas and the upon the winswept moor I found ..
..the wind a torrent of darkness thorough the gursty tees, the moon a ghostly galleon tossed upon couldy seas and the upon the winswept moor I found ..
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Hamster wrote: A tightly locked metallic box with a carving on it that said.....
..Abandon all hope ye who enter here..
..Abandon all hope ye who enter here..
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Marie5656 wrote: ..Abandon all hope ye who enter here..
So I of course grab a hammer and start to bash away at it
So I of course grab a hammer and start to bash away at it
"My body is the earth but my head is in the stars."
God Bless BR!!!
God Bless BR!!!
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Hamster wrote: A really old foul smelling skull...... Inside the jaw of the skull has been wedged ....
A map and a key
A map and a key
"My body is the earth but my head is in the stars."
God Bless BR!!!
God Bless BR!!!
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CheshireCat wrote: A map and a key
This guys going to need a very good doctor I thought to myself as I read a little note with the map ..It said..
This guys going to need a very good doctor I thought to myself as I read a little note with the map ..It said..
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Gygz wrote: This guys going to need a very good doctor I thought to myself as I read a little note with the map ..It said..
"This is not a dream....this is real.".....
"This is not a dream....this is real.".....
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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along-for-the-ride wrote: "This is not a dream....this is real.".....
......youre mission, should you choose to accept it.....
......youre mission, should you choose to accept it.....
Behaviour breeds behaviour - treat people how you would like to be treated yourself
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Hamster wrote: ..is to stop a secret plot to allow aliens to land all over earth.........
It is reported that a Mr Chang in the local China town district is making becons to call to the aliens....
It is reported that a Mr Chang in the local China town district is making becons to call to the aliens....
Behaviour breeds behaviour - treat people how you would like to be treated yourself
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Pinky wrote: who reply by stealing the socks of earthlings as a coded message
but do it in such a way that earthlings simply think they've lost their socks in the washing machine! (Why have earthlings never figured out that washing machines are actually portals?) :wah:
but do it in such a way that earthlings simply think they've lost their socks in the washing machine! (Why have earthlings never figured out that washing machines are actually portals?) :wah:
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Rapunzel wrote: but do it in such a way that earthlings simply think they've lost their socks in the washing machine! (Why have earthlings never figured out that washing machines are actually portals?) :wah:
Ah, that's where all the unmatched socks go, smelling up the alien spaceships that.........
Ah, that's where all the unmatched socks go, smelling up the alien spaceships that.........
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
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Pinky wrote: run on cheesy feet fumes....
and sweaty sock stenches . . . . . :wah:
and sweaty sock stenches . . . . . :wah:
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Pinky wrote: because it's far more effective and economical than petrol, however...
the alien's favourite earthling joke is:
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
because the aliens actually have NO noses and the fumes aboard their craft are pretty horrific and earthlings and other nose-bearing species often die aboard their craft when being transported home for examination and icecream, simply because of the diabolical pong that emanates from their sock fuel (whose current tv jingle is "No socks please, we're stinkfish"); added to which . . .
the alien's favourite earthling joke is:
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
because the aliens actually have NO noses and the fumes aboard their craft are pretty horrific and earthlings and other nose-bearing species often die aboard their craft when being transported home for examination and icecream, simply because of the diabolical pong that emanates from their sock fuel (whose current tv jingle is "No socks please, we're stinkfish"); added to which . . .
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Pinky wrote: they often add used pants as a form of NOS...they discovered this by...
I pass.....no, by Pinky's &ss :wah: and then they found Woppy's.....
I pass.....no, by Pinky's &ss :wah: and then they found Woppy's.....
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
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miriam wrote: I pass.....no, by Pinky's &ss :wah: and then they found Woppy's.....
..evil satanic twin brother, who jumped up, pulled out a knife and screamed....
..evil satanic twin brother, who jumped up, pulled out a knife and screamed....
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"Who wouldn't love an echidna?"
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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.. Who indeed thought I picking my self up off the beach towel and sipping my cool drink.. It was then the traffic warden asked me why I was sunbathing on the central reservation of Manchester roundabout in the middle of March. I asked her the same question .. adding ....
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Wendybird wrote: ..........why are you carrying a black pudding cunningly disguised as a bottle of sun cream.........suddenly the black pudding replied..........
"Actually, I am not really a black pudding cleverly disguised as a bottle of sun cream. I am in deep cover with the CIA, and my REAL identity is...."
"Actually, I am not really a black pudding cleverly disguised as a bottle of sun cream. I am in deep cover with the CIA, and my REAL identity is...."
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Adam.. I'm a stealth pudding and I have to tell you that ...
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...you may be in danger here because, although I can't explain (or I'd have to kill you) evil forces are chasing this traffic warden!
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Lulu2 wrote: ...you may be in danger here because, although I can't explain (or I'd have to kill you) evil forces are chasing this traffic warden!
......because the tickets already in the system!!....
......because the tickets already in the system!!....
Behaviour breeds behaviour - treat people how you would like to be treated yourself
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woppy71 wrote: ......because the tickets already in the system!!....
but it's for Adam's identical twin and nobody knows them apart and boo hoo we don't want the wrong Adam.......
but it's for Adam's identical twin and nobody knows them apart and boo hoo we don't want the wrong Adam.......
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
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HECK NO, we don't want to risk our own Adam Zapple!:-3
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Lulu2 wrote: HECK NO, we don't want to risk our own Adam Zapple!:-3
:D Better to lose hizzapple than him, wouldn't you
:D Better to lose hizzapple than him, wouldn't you
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
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Meanwhile, Adam, cleverly hidden in the black pudding that is not really a black pudding answers the cell phone(cleverly disguised as a raisen) and in a voice cleverly disguised as that of a mocking bird, tells the caller that he will soon....
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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Grumpaz wrote: Meanwhile, Adam, cleverly hidden in the black pudding that is not really a black pudding answers the cell phone(cleverly disguised as a raisen) and in a voice cleverly disguised as that of a mocking bird, tells the caller that he will soon....
Blow the lid off all of The Garden's dirty little secrets, especially the one about.....
Blow the lid off all of The Garden's dirty little secrets, especially the one about.....
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Hamster .. Don't tell Marie.. looking puzzled and a little confused as a Gnu wandered past is pastel shades singing "I'm Gnu'ing nowhere"..I paused and took out my ...
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...left eye and saw a gnewt following the gnu. The gnewt was a bright shade of puce and was carrying a......
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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picnic basket and a standard lamp; a jigsaw puzzle of a dog peeing on a tree; a half-eaten ham sandwich and a rubber chicken. As he walked little jigsaw puzzle pieces kept falling from the box, leaving a trail .....
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Rapunzel wrote: picnic basket and a standard lamp; a jigsaw puzzle of a dog peeing on a tree; a half-eaten ham sandwich and a rubber chicken. As he walked little jigsaw puzzle pieces kept falling from the box, leaving a trail .....
Right to the magic castle, where he was planning to hide out. He decided to eat the rest of the ham sandwich, while pondering his fate. Suddenly, a shot rang out....
Right to the magic castle, where he was planning to hide out. He decided to eat the rest of the ham sandwich, while pondering his fate. Suddenly, a shot rang out....
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.......neatly beheading the rubber chicken. The gnewt began running around with the chicken with it's head cut off in hopes of finding....
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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..... a pot to pee in, when.....
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Rain wrote: ..... a pot to pee in, when.....
suddenly in front of him appeared....
suddenly in front of him appeared....
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..like a bright vision of iridescent light, an angelic dewberry which danced the fandango ..I must be seeing things he thought and with that ...