Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...

Portia · Post by **Portia** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:27 pm

Sheryl....lovely lady who dances around the house like hugh grant in 'love actually'.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:27 am

^^^^Has a secret crush on that guy who played Superman in the new movie, and has fantasies of him swooping in and carrying her away.

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:18 am

^^^^^

Hates her name and wants to change it to Daphne.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:48 am

Once pulled off a genuine coup and crowned herself QUEEN! She was a benevolent queen and I was Keeper of the Royal Jewelry Chest. Ahhhh...the good old days.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:31 am

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:30 pm

^has decided to have a sex change so she can declare herself KING>

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:33 pm

Is funding a study of bat reproductive rates in Bornean caves.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:34 pm

Lulu2 wrote: Is funding a study of bat reproductive rates in Bornean caves.

Is doing a similar study on rats..in the New York City subway system

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:36 pm

Pays for her internet access by wearing dark glasses and selling pencils at subway stations.

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:12 pm

^^ has a thing for sniffing other peoples ear wax.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:13 pm

Makes odd smells under the blankets!

weber · Post by **weber** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:15 pm

^^^^loves to get under those blankets to soak up the phew.

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:26 pm

weber wrote: ^^^^loves to get under those blankets to soak up the phew.

^^^ Envy's the fact that Lulu gets under my blankets.

weber · Post by **weber** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:30 pm

Damn right oooops ^^^^has many blankets, many phews

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:38 pm

has phews during SEX! :-3

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:01 pm

has tea parties with the monkeys at work.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:35 pm

Has guessed that our gorillas have tea in the afternoon! (Tannic acid's good for them.):)

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:33 pm

Lulu2 wrote: Has guessed that our gorillas have tea in the afternoon! (Tannic acid's good for them.):)

^^ Knows more about gorillas than she lets on.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:37 pm

^^^^^Has a full sized stuffed gorilla in her bedroom.

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:13 pm

^^^ Comes over and babysits my gorilla when I leave town.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:55 pm

Wishes she HAD a gorilla....

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:37 pm

Lulu loves to feed her boyfriend raw oysters and watch porn.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:09 pm

Rain wrote: Lulu loves to feed her boyfriend raw oysters and watch porn.

^Has starred in one of the porn movies.

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:16 pm

^^^ has watched all the porn movies.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:38 pm

Taught me everything I know about porn movies.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:00 pm

Snooze knows this because I saw the Libby tat on HER butt and wanted to duplicate it. This happened one night after a round of Margaritas at the place where she and I were lap dancers.

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:22 am

^^^^ met her boy toy doing a lap dance.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:21 am

Snoozie wrote the definitive book on "THE G SPOT" and now travels the circuit, appearing on tv and radio programmes and gives lectures on good sex!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:42 am

tryed using mapquest to find her g-spot

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:52 am

:yh_rotfl

^planning on opening her very own booger museum.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:57 am

^^^Plans to donate her very own boogers for a special display.

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:19 pm

^^^ saves her boogers to use as crispy critters on her cereal.

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:34 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: ^^^ once used five entire boxes of bandaids for a mummy costume

^^^ covered herself with chocolate and went out for Halloween as a milk dud.

Do you need those bandaids back anyways soon?

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:52 pm

Is the REAL reason for Charles's break-up with Diana.....

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:57 pm

(Damn! How'd you KNOW that?)

Snooze is an international SPY, if you all don't know it! Her latest cover identity is as an 80-year-old Rabbi from Tel Aviv. (This isn't working well in Tehran.)

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 6:04 pm

^^^ is a cross-dresser and works in Vegas.