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The American Kennel club has decided to recognize these new breeds of dogs that are the result of cross breeding.


Collie + Lhaso Apso: Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

Spitz + Chow Chow: Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

Bloodhound + Borzoi: Bloody Bore, a dog that"s not much fun.

Pointer + Setter: Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier: Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.

Pekingese + Lhaso Apso: Peekasso, an abstract dog.

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever: Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.

Newfoundland + Labrador: Blabrador, a dog that barks incessantly.

Malamute + Pointer: Moot Point, owned by?oh, well, it doesn"t matter anyway.

Collie + Malamute: Commute, a dog that travels to work.

Deerhound + Terrier: Derriere, a dog that"s true to the end.
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:D CSquared :D
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Bull Terrier + Shitzu Bull Shitzu, a gregarious but unreliable breed.

Poodle + Maltese Malted Poodles, good after dinner or on a Sunday afternoon

Cocker Spaniel + Maltese ****-teses, well ...
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CSquared --

Got any chihuahua ones? :p
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cherandbuster wrote: CSquared --



Got any chihuahua ones? :p


Um, let me think................
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Cute.. I want and lab coat retreiver.. :wah: :wah:
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I am going through the breed list with the Doc (the Doc today is HHHHOOOTTTT Yowza! )

We will come up with a funny for Buster!

Hang on Cher!:-6



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:yh_rotfl
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CheshireCat wrote: I am going through the breed list with the Doc (the Doc today is HHHHOOOTTTT Yowza! )

We will come up with a funny for Buster!

Hang on Cher!:-6



Thank you for my new profile comment! :-4


I've got it! Chinchilla Dog.:wah:
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Post by chonsigirl »

Ha-those are great! I want the Lab Coat one too!
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zinkyusa wrote: I've got it! Chinchilla Dog.:wah:


ZINKY!!!! Missed ya! :-6
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CheshireCat wrote: ZINKY!!!! Missed ya! :-6


:yh_love :yh_flower

Brought you a flower C2..
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zinkyusa wrote: :yh_love :yh_flower



Brought you a flower C2..


Good Doggy :-4
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