Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...

Crème brÃ»lée · Post by **Crème brÃ»lée** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:15 am

likes to poo in a cauldron while reading.:p (new sig pix)

Crème brÃ»lée · Post by **Crème brÃ»lée** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:21 am

*farts* pink bubbles (new sig pix):p

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:30 pm

^^^Was a nun in a past life.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:41 pm

Has got a solid mahogany punishment table

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:41 pm

Has a duplicate one in his living room

jaggedlittlegirl · Post by **jaggedlittlegirl** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:32 pm

^ Is famous for her line cuchi cuchi coo!!!

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:36 pm

Once won a POLKA contest in high school.

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:15 pm

^ Lulu2 secretly wears black fishnet stockings and leather bras to bed Hoping... just hoping something will happen.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:31 am

Won the contest at the local fair for eating the most hot-dog(s)-on-a-stick.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:34 am

Won the "HOG CALLING" contest at that same fair....she sang her favorite song!

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:07 pm

^ likes to dress up as a hooker and shake her stuff on the Sunset Strip.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:29 pm

^pinched that baby in her avitar picture, to get it to have that expression on its face.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:39 am

(Don't ask....this comment belongs on the next page.)

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:41 am

Rapunzel has been seen sniffing boots at the local shoe repair shop.

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:01 pm

^ Enjoys eating bar-b-que dressed up as Scarlett O'Hara and wandering around drunk saying Fiddle-dee-de.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:13 pm

^ Used to be a clown in a circus but got booted out by a clown with bigger clown shoes!

She's claims it's Funfair Dismissal! :wah:

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:19 pm

Rapunzel actually is THE Rapunzel. She lives in a tower, but will never "let down her hair". She's Bald!

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:23 pm

Speaking of "bald," Rain's had so much moisture on her head that she styles MOSS into dreadlocks and braids.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:26 pm

Rain wrote: Rapunzel actually is THE Rapunzel. She lives in a tower, but will never "let down her hair". She's Bald!

Thats the trouble - too many Princes and they all yanked a little bit of hair out for a keepsake! hehehe

But with all the child support I'm claiming for the Princelings, I can afford a whole wardrobe full of wigs!

Rain ia secretly in love with George Formby and plays duets with his old Ukelele recordings! :wah:

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:52 pm

She rides the elephants in the Ringling Bros. Circus.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:40 am

Rain's favorite thing to do is counting legs on lady bugs.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:02 am

Lulu's begun exercising every morning at 6am using Richard Simmons exercise tapes and rope.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:06 am

ZAPATA once owned a brothel in Nevada, but was run out of town because she stole the girls' profits!

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:16 am

Lulu worked at my brothel. . . that's how she knows!

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:22 am

Zapata is telling the truth. I was the ACCOUNTANT for her brothel. She now owns a yacht which she purchased with her stolen assets.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:26 am

AHA. The Accountant!

Lulu is currently the subject of a statewide search, a fugitive from justice.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:27 am

Zapata's been absent lately....I wonder if she's knocked over another bank?

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:19 pm

Lulu2 wrote: Zapata's been absent lately....I wonder if she's knocked over another bank?

Lulu2 has been known to do obscene things to the baboons at the zoo :sneaky:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:17 am

While CHER took photos to prove it!:wah:

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:33 am

I also know that Lulu has been having an affair with Bigfoot. She keeps him in her wine cellar.

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:16 am

^ Hits on me through PM's!

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:18 am

Has been stalking George Bush, Sr, for decades and was ordered by White House security staff to CEASE AND DESIST!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:26 am

^^^ Has been stalking Barbara Bush for decades :-4

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:28 am

KNOWS that Barbara Bush was once photographed wearing MY FAVORITE DRESS and likes to torture me with the memory!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:00 pm

^^^ Saw Babs Bush wearing Theia's brown cardie! :rolleyes:

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:22 pm

^^^ Secretly wishes she was a Playboy Bunny.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:26 pm

^^^ WAS a Playboy bunny for 20 years

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:56 pm

cherandbuster wrote: ^^^ WAS a Playboy bunny for 20 years

Thought about having hair plugs installed "you know where" one time.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:59 pm

DesignerGal wrote: Thought about having hair plugs installed "you know where" one time.

Now THAT'S funny! :wah:

^^^ has her lawn guy give her a Brazilian every week

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:06 pm

^^^

met the UPS guy at the door in a saran wrap dress. :-2

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:03 pm

^^ Stold my name and turned the C into a S.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:54 pm

^^^^^moonlights in Vegas as a stripper.

weber · Post by **weber** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:24 pm

^^^^is pining her life away dreaming of having an affair with a nomad somewhere and is losing a lot of sleep

Nomad~~~~~~~where are you?

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:35 pm

Once scaled the Sears Tower building wearing a grass skirt and a lei.

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:34 pm

^^^Has given up her life at the zoo and her boy toy to persue a life of constant posting in FG.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:35 pm

^^^^

Stole my name and changed the S to a C :p