Kotex letter- For the FG girls.. this is hilarious!

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:03 am

Bravo, women unite!!!

How very true, I don't think any advice to us women during this time of the month would be wise.

That had me laughing.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:05 am

TGirl

But I must say, I'm one of the lucky ones. I've been on the birth control pill for years and my periods are extremely light and no problem at all.

Hope this wasn't too much information

Erinna1112 · Post by **Erinna1112** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:10 am

There is no such thing as PMS.

This is really me.

You have been warned.

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:17 am

I dare you to touch either my coffee cup or the one pound Hershey bar in my freezer.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:18 am

'Rinna and LD --

Now THAT was funny!

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:21 am

cherandbuster wrote:

TGirl

But I must say, I'm one of the lucky ones. I've been on the birth control pill for years and my periods are extremely light and no problem at all.

Hope this wasn't too much information

:o!!!!!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:22 am

woppy71 wrote:

!!!!!

Wopster

You're so cute

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:22 am

cherandbuster wrote:

TGirl

But I must say, I'm one of the lucky ones. I've been on the birth control pill for years and my periods are extremely light and no problem at all.

Hope this wasn't too much information

TMI Cher TMI ahahahahaha

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:23 am

minks wrote: TMI Cher TMI ahahahahaha

Oh what else is new

My husband says I'm missing the 'checkpoint' between my brain and my mouth

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:24 am

tmbsgrl wrote: TMI- but it's alright-

thank you my friend :p

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:33 am

LilacDragon,

Love it. My sister and I feel the same. Don't even talk to me in the mornings 'til I have a adequate amount of coffee.

Remember when Kotex furnished a blue bag to dispose the napkin in. Now you get a no pest strip.

Patsy

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:33 am

cherandbuster wrote: Oh what else is new

My husband says I'm missing the 'checkpoint' between my brain and my mouth

ah but you are so darn cute we can allow it ahahahahahaha

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:37 am

Minxsy :-4

911 · Post by **911** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:02 am

Put the **** in a plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts

>

>discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer. There is nothing

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>more annoying than having a blinding pink package announcing your uterine

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>state to everyone in the store. Why don't ya just add an in store

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>microphone to the damn package and announce that...helloooo, another female

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>is on her damn period!!!!!

Ah, drugstore.com.

Every little product comes in a big brown cardboard box. All I have to do is wrench from the postmans grasp, shove new mail in his hand, clutch it to my chest and stomp back into the house.

No one is the wiser.

Of course, a nice little Christmas gift to the mailman can make up for your insensibilities for the previous year

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:13 am

Now THAT was funny!!:wah:

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:16 am

And another thing..that strip!! Make it STRONGER!! You know what its like to have to scream in agony, because the thing has flipped over and stuck to your skin.....Its worse than ripping off a bandaid sometimes.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:50 am

you all are funny...

:wah:

MoreThanALover · Post by **MoreThanALover** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:05 am

:wah: :wah: I need to stock up a week before. Activities???? Uh does sleeping, crying and b****ing count? As for food...I'm a pig and I want a lot! Correction.I WANT IT ALL. Only good thing....only lasts for about 3-4 days.

CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:08 am

I am copping the original message and posting it in the Ladies room here at work!

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:52 am

MoreThanALover wrote: :wah: :wah: I need to stock up a week before. Activities???? Uh does sleeping, crying and b****ing count? As for food...I'm a pig and I want a lot! Correction.I WANT IT ALL. Only good thing....only lasts for about 3-4 days.

I can vouch for this! Especially the sleeping and complaining part!!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:19 am

LilacDragon wrote: I can vouch for this! Especially the sleeping and complaining part!!

MeTAL Bean,

Do you see what your mom has to put up with?!

MoreThanALover · Post by **MoreThanALover** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:59 pm

cherandbuster wrote: MeTAL Bean,

Do you see what your mom has to put up with?!

lol...you have no idea what i have to put up with.

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:41 pm

I haven't needed Kotex or Tampons in quite some time.

So, I celebrated , I invited a bunch of friends over for a Tampon fire party.

They're great fire starters.

Patsy