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Wendybird wrote: Scented Tampax.
Why? :-2
Im glad you asked. Ive been hoping someone would.
Without getting technical
lets boil it down
in a nutshell
for that oh so fresh feeling :-6
Why? :-2
Im glad you asked. Ive been hoping someone would.
Without getting technical
lets boil it down
in a nutshell
for that oh so fresh feeling :-6
I AM AWESOME MAN
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Wendybird wrote: Fresh feeling is one thing but I don't think I want my lady bits smelling of petunias or lemons or whatever flavour they are marketing.
OK I did NOT mean flavour! :-3
yes you did. i like strawberry. in case anyone was curious.
OK I did NOT mean flavour! :-3
yes you did. i like strawberry. in case anyone was curious.
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I always enjoy when my handbag has that oh so fresh feeling ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
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MyWay wrote: I always enjoy when my handbag has that oh so fresh feeling ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
you too!?!?? i wash my bag every day. periodically thru out the day i might even wipe it down with a moist towelette.
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
you too!?!?? i wash my bag every day. periodically thru out the day i might even wipe it down with a moist towelette.
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Wendybird wrote: Why was I expecting it to be kipper?
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Bad birdie!![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif)
i'm terribly sorry luv, would you mind translating that into "Yank"
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kipper's not a type of fish is it?[/
Sorry. *slaps hand*
Bad Wolvie
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Bad birdie!
![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif)
i'm terribly sorry luv, would you mind translating that into "Yank"
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kipper's not a type of fish is it?[/
Sorry. *slaps hand*
Bad Wolvie
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MyWay wrote: I always enjoy when my handbag has that oh so fresh feeling ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
This could be a warning sign for all those horn dogs trolling around.
A polite "closed for the week" if you will.
Sure would make men understand better than that "you should be able too read my mind"thing you always throw at us.:-5
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
This could be a warning sign for all those horn dogs trolling around.
A polite "closed for the week" if you will.
Sure would make men understand better than that "you should be able too read my mind"thing you always throw at us.:-5
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Shweet tatersalad wrote: This could be a warning sign for all those horn dogs trolling around.
A polite "closed for the week" if you will.
Sure would make men understand better than that "you should be able too read my mind"thing you always throw at us.:-5
Here-Here!!
A polite "closed for the week" if you will.
Sure would make men understand better than that "you should be able too read my mind"thing you always throw at us.:-5
Here-Here!!
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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Shweet tatersalad wrote: This could be a warning sign for all those horn dogs trolling around.
A polite "closed for the week" if you will.
Sure would make men understand better than that "you should be able too read my mind"thing you always throw at us.:-5
.....could we make it just a "proceed with care" sign as opposed to closing shop?
A polite "closed for the week" if you will.
Sure would make men understand better than that "you should be able too read my mind"thing you always throw at us.:-5
.....could we make it just a "proceed with care" sign as opposed to closing shop?
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Ok this is just getting out of hand now. Wendy was asking a straight forward question as to why her vagina should smell like petunias. Lets keep this on the up and up ok ? God !
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Nomad wrote: Ok this is just getting out of hand now. Wendy was asking a straight forward question as to why her vagina should smell like petunias. Lets keep this on the up and up ok ? God !
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
i just spit coco puffs all over the computer.
and for the record, when speaking to us juveniles, "vagina" is absolutely unacceptable.
we prefer "Cooter"
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
i just spit coco puffs all over the computer.
and for the record, when speaking to us juveniles, "vagina" is absolutely unacceptable.
we prefer "Cooter"
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
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I want to put a tattoo on my Ex
"Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here"
"Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here"
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
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Wolverine wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
i just spit coco puffs all over the computer.
and for the record, when speaking to us juveniles, "vagina" is absolutely unacceptable.
we prefer "Cooter"
I dated a guy whose nickname was Cooter.![:lips:](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f444.svg)
i just spit coco puffs all over the computer.
and for the record, when speaking to us juveniles, "vagina" is absolutely unacceptable.
we prefer "Cooter"
I dated a guy whose nickname was Cooter.
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
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Sheryl wrote: I dated a guy whose nickname was Cooter. ![:lips:](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f444.svg)
how many "original" teeth did he have??
how many "original" teeth did he have??
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:wah: all his teeth were his. And he had all of them. :p
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
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Hamster wrote: Dare I ask Sheryl why he had that nickname?? :wah:
have you ever seen old episodes of the "Dukes of Hazard"??
Rednecks come up with the damnest nicknames.
they call their kids "boogers" for crying out loud.
have you ever seen old episodes of the "Dukes of Hazard"??
Rednecks come up with the damnest nicknames.
they call their kids "boogers" for crying out loud.
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:wah: Yea his nickname came from the Dukes of Hazzard show. And I don't call my kids boogers, :p
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
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Hamster wrote: Thanks Wolvie...enlightening as always!! :-5
Rednecks to us are like Pikeys to you Brits.
does that help?
Rednecks to us are like Pikeys to you Brits.
does that help?
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Wolverine wrote: have you ever seen old episodes of the "Dukes of Hazard"??
Rednecks come up with the damnest nicknames.
they call their kids "boogers" for crying out loud.I had a student whose given name - on the birth certificate - was "Critter".....
Hamster wrote:
I have to agree-there is absolutely no need to close the entire shop for a week-petunias or no petunias!!
"Proceed with care" or even "Enter at your own risk" should suffice!!
"Slippery when wet"![:lips:](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f444.svg)
Rednecks come up with the damnest nicknames.
they call their kids "boogers" for crying out loud.I had a student whose given name - on the birth certificate - was "Critter".....
Hamster wrote:
I have to agree-there is absolutely no need to close the entire shop for a week-petunias or no petunias!!
"Proceed with care" or even "Enter at your own risk" should suffice!!
"Slippery when wet"
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Hamster wrote: No!!!! Who are Pikeys??? I know the term Rednecks.....
This is going round in circles isnt it?? :wah:
Gypos.
This is going round in circles isnt it?? :wah:
Gypos.
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Wendybird wrote: Don't you just love it when a thread develops a life of it's own! :wah:
So what IS the deal?? do you refirgerate butter or not????:sneaky:
So what IS the deal?? do you refirgerate butter or not????:sneaky:
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Wendybird wrote: Only on the 3rd Sunday of the 8th month every 10 years.
The rest of the time I buy margarine.
sweet jesus, thank you. a straightforward, direct answer. Cripes, that took long enuff.
The rest of the time I buy margarine.
sweet jesus, thank you. a straightforward, direct answer. Cripes, that took long enuff.
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Wendybird wrote: Nomad Hospital for the Mentally Insane?
i thought only guys thought below the waist. ladies do too??
i thought only guys thought below the waist. ladies do too??
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This thread is almost as bad as that commerical where the daughter asks that Mother: Mom, how do you stay fresh?
You almost want to yell at the TV..by keeping it clean stupid!!:-5
You almost want to yell at the TV..by keeping it clean stupid!!:-5
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Angelica wrote: This thread is almost as bad as that commerical where the daughter asks that Mother: Mom, how do you stay fresh?
You almost want to yell at the TV..by keeping it clean stupid!!:-5
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Gawd dam, i love that Jersey Girl.
You almost want to yell at the TV..by keeping it clean stupid!!:-5
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Gawd dam, i love that Jersey Girl.
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Wendybird wrote: Scented Tampax.
Why? :-2
Oh Lord, must I answer this?
OK, it's so when the guy pulls it out with his teeth it doesn't leave a bad taste in his mouth and gives him that just brushed and flossed feeling.
And who are you calling a redneck? :guitarist Deliverance anyone?
Why? :-2
Oh Lord, must I answer this?
OK, it's so when the guy pulls it out with his teeth it doesn't leave a bad taste in his mouth and gives him that just brushed and flossed feeling.
And who are you calling a redneck? :guitarist Deliverance anyone?
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.
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911 wrote: OK, it's so when the guy pulls it out with his teeth it doesn't leave a bad taste in his mouth and gives him that just brushed and flossed feeling.
LMAO...hahahaha. Okay..now that was funny. :p
LMAO...hahahaha. Okay..now that was funny. :p
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Wendy started a drivel thread!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!