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Post by Screamer »

Call the fire department . . . and request a young, buff, good looking man to come and help with your issue.



EDIT: Oh yea, and tell your damn kids to stop it!! Wont be funny when the fridge falls onto one of them!!!
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Screamer wrote: Call the fire department . . . and request a young, buff, good looking man to come and help with your issue.








Can you DO that!

*CC running for the phone*











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Hamster wrote: Have we met?
We have now!! Thanks for the welcome :D
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Dress in a skimpy outfit. Call for a delivery pizza. When its delivered ask for help with the fridge. VOILA! problem solved and ya got a pizza to eat to boot.
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Maybe the mail man could help you.
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YZGI wrote: Dress in a skimpy outfit. Call for a delivery pizza. When its delivered ask for help with the fridge. VOILA! problem solved and ya got a pizza to eat to boot.
does this work for you?? :D :wah:



just kidding....
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Hamster wrote: Ooh ooh ooh that's soooo clever..why didnt I think of that??

*hammy searches for skimpiest outfit*Of course if a 5' 2" 90 lb. chic delivers your screwed.
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sunny104 wrote: does this work for you?? :D :wah:



just kidding....


Hmmmm. I move my own appliances. And the only thing skimpy I own is boxer shorts.
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YZGI wrote: Hmmmm. I move my own appliances. And the only thing skimpy I own is boxer shorts.
:yh_think

then you can go help Hamster...wearing only boxer shorts of course....:D
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Well if thats an order, I must comply.
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Furball, just walk around outside au naturale..I'm sure some nice men will help you after crawling out of their wrecked cars:wah:
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Hamster wrote: Er.... there are just a load of kids outside!!!:D :o


Picky, picky, there;s just no helping some people:p
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YZGI wrote: Well if thats an order, I must comply.
:-5 darn it!



ummm...I need my...uh...toaster! yes, I need my toaster moved...so when you're done with Hamster....:sneaky: :o :yh_bigsmi
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Post by MoreThanALover »

Now when you call the fire department, you have to be specific... or you'll get the old man at your door!:-2

Tell them you want a young straping man, with great hair, great build, amazing smile(it matters haha) etc etc... ;)
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Now when you call the fire department, you have to be specific... or you'll get the old man at your door!:-2

Tell them you want a young straping man, with great hair,handsom face, great build, amazing smile(it matters haha) etc etc... ;)

It's ok to be a bit picky....right?
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MoreThanALover wrote: Now when you call the fire department, you have to be specific... or you'll get the old man at your door!:-2



Tell them you want a young straping man, with great hair, great build, amazing smile(it matters haha) etc etc... ;)


I don't think I'd care if he had hair at all! :-3
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:yh_rotfl CheshireCat wrote: I don't think I'd care if he had hair at all! :-3
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CheshireCat wrote: I don't think I'd care if he had hair at all! :-3
especially if he has a big hose....:yh_whistl
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:-2 sorry about the two posts thing...didn't mean to do that.

Hamster....no personal experience..I just know what I want.;)
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Pinky wrote: Especially if he asked me to hold his helmet :lips: :D




:yh_rotfl Bad girl! :sneaky:
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sunny104 wrote: especially if he has a big hose....:yh_whistl


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Your funny sunny..
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Hamster wrote: Well you know what they say....size does matter!! Of the hose of course!! :yh_whistl


:wah: :yh_rotfl
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Hamster wrote: Hee hee ....Good girl...

Should have known really this would descend into sex...

Whats gonna happen when Nomad reads this?? Be afraid..be very afraid...:wah:


Sex...can wait...:yh_angel
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Hamster wrote: Hee hee ....Good girl...



Should have known really this would descend into sex...



Whats gonna happen when Nomad reads this?? Be afraid..be very afraid...:wah:


Everything here eventually descends into sex! :D
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Pinky wrote: Will Mr Fireman show us how far he can squirt it? :yh_battin

(I should stop now..it's just going to get worse...)


Pinky, you're making me blush:yh_blush
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Pinky wrote: Fireman usually stroke p...oops, I meant CATS! Yes, cats, after they save them don't they? :D


OMG! :lips:



I'm going to push something over at my house! :-6
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Pinky wrote: Fireman usually stroke p...oops, I meant CATS! Yes, cats, after they save them don't they? :D


I like you Pinky:yh_devil
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CheshireCat wrote: OMG! :lips:



I'm going to push something over at my house! :-6


You know I used to be a fireman:yh_liar
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Hamster wrote: Yeah CC *hamster shakes head taking a moral stance and waggling a finger*



We saw what you and the Zinkster got up to last night in Bothwell's...


I plead the fith! :-6





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Hamster wrote: Yeah CC *hamster shakes head taking a moral stance and waggling a finger*

We saw what you and the Zinkster got up to last night in Bothwell's...


She got me drunk and set me up:yh_angel
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