A man walks into a forum....

borndragon · Post by **borndragon** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:11 am

ands says " holy ****,this place is spread out".

*looks for someone to show him around,preferably a hot,young lass*

"Names Borndragon and I could be new to this whole chat forum thing if it weren't

for all those other Gardening forums I belong to,but i'm sure this ones top of the heap"

Now where's the water fountain around this Joint? let's talk Plants.:sneaky:

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:13 am

Hahaha young hot lass I like your thinking!!

Welcome to FG borndragon!! :-6

borndragon · Post by **borndragon** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:16 am

Thanks for the welcome Pinky and Chris!!

How do I set my siggy and what are the size limitations,thanks in advance.

*EDIT...how do I set a personal Avatar also...sorry to be a burden so early

in my membership.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:28 am

Not at all, we always try and be as welcoming as we can, so feel free to ask any questions that you may have.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:36 am

Hello Borndragon

Come on in and have some fun with us :-6

My name's Cher, by the way

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:39 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Welcome to the best compost pile on the internet.

Oh Snoozie

You do have a way with words, my friend! :p

borndragon · Post by **borndragon** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:04 am

Wendybird wrote: Hello Born!

Hello Birdie..great to meet you

here.

Thanks alot to Hamster,Cher and Snooze for the grand Welcome,It's cool to meet

fellow Gardeners with similar interests in things green :-3

So,who exactly would be known as the 3 hottest women on This forum?

Just curious...and I'm known to be a bit of a plant food stirrer

Hope you all are having a chill day!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:05 am

G'day BornDragon!!! This thread title kind of makes me a bit weak at the knees... giggle. I see a sunburned cowboy striding in.... The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.. music playing on the jukebox. And he smiles.... Think I'm gonna faint. :-4

(Pull yourself together pam.. your imagination is running riot.. you've already worn out three Brians today.. surely that's enough for a Friday. Go and get some sleep)

borndragon · Post by **borndragon** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:08 am

AussiePam wrote: G'day BornDragon!!! This thread title kind of makes me a bit weak at the knees... giggle. I see a sunburned cowboy striding in.... The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.. music playing on the jukebox. And he smiles.... Think I'm gonna faint. :-4

(Pull yourself together pam.. your imagination is running riot.. you've already worn out three Brians today.. surely that's enough for a Friday. Go and get some sleep)

Oh,I love Women from Australia Pam...so strong and beautiful,now all you have to figure out is if i'm The Good, the Bad and or the Ugly..

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:08 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Hmmm tough question. Spot might fit into that category... :sneaky:

Nevermind, I'm just in a cranky mood this morning... ignore me, most everyone in here does.

:wah: Hahaha I'd love to see Spot's reaction to this!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:09 am

Hot women - Guess that rules out any Aussies south of the Queensland border. This time last week it snowed all night and all the next day, so coolth roolth.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:10 am

WOW Wendy !!!! Now my imagination is in overdrive. Good, Bad, Ugly, BornDragon!!! Smile. Sounds very much like mad, bad and dangerous to know - except that's moi !!!

borndragon · Post by **borndragon** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:12 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Hmmm tough question. Spot might fit into that category... :sneaky:

Nevermind, I'm just in a cranky mood this morning... ignore me, most everyone in here does.

Don't see why anyone would Ignore you Snooze...you seem really cool,I love your black cat.

borndragon · Post by **borndragon** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:14 am

Wendybird wrote: And he really really likes Aussie women!!!

You 2 should get on well!

Sorry Born am I telling them too much? :-4

Not telling too much at all Wendy,you're on top of things and respected as always

Did you bring the markers,think they will mind if we write on the walls? :sneaky:

Trixie Belle · Post by **Trixie Belle** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:16 am

*Hi Born* xox

Born is a lady killer... ya'll better watch it!!

Aussies especially!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:17 am

borndragon wrote: So,who exactly would be known as the 3 hottest women on This forum?

We are all sizzling, BD :sneaky:

borndragon · Post by **borndragon** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:18 am

AussiePam wrote: Hot women - Guess that rules out any Aussies south of the Queensland border. This time last week it snowed all night and all the next day, so coolth roolth.

YEA..I live in Alaska..so I know a thing about cool and snow also,goodtimes.

I visited Darwin,Australia once...great memories!

You wanna be my snow bunny Pam?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:18 am

Snoozie, here's a large cup of coffee I've brought you from Bothwells. It's um corrected with a shot of grappa. That'll put hairs on your chest and a smile on your face.

Stone the bloody crows - the walls of this thread are covered with really cool graffiti!!! Go Born!!! We haven't had urban artforms in here since that surreal tlw thread swallowed all who posted there then imploded.

Happy Days!!!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:19 am

AussiePam wrote: Snoozie, here's a large cup of coffee I've brought you from Bothwells. It's um corrected with a shot of grappa. That'll put hairs on your chest and a smile on your face.

What if Snooze doesn't want any more hair on her chest? :p

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:20 am

AussiePam wrote: Snoozie, here's a large cup of coffee I've brought you from Bothwells. It's um corrected with a shot of grappa. That'll put hairs on your chest and a smile on your face.

Stone the bloody crows - the walls of this thread are covered with really cool graffiti!!! Go Born!!! We haven't had urban artforms in here since that surreal tlw thread swallowed all who posted there then imploded.

Happy Days!!!

TLW god I had forgotten all about that!! I bet you Cars has it currently, that guy gets away with murder!! :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:20 am

Thanks for the warnings Wendy and Trixie. He's sweet talking me!!!! And I love Alaska!!! Mmmmmmmmm... nobody's asked me to be their little snow bunny in nearly a whole week!!! How can I resist??? :sneaky:

borndragon · Post by **borndragon** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:23 am

Trixie Belle wrote: *Hi Born* xox

Born is a lady killer... ya'll better watch it!!

Aussies especially!

A most definite delight to see you here Trixie..guess theres only two more spots

on that list now that you're here.

If that's you in your Avatar Cher...your words are true,you have the look of beauty and grace.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:24 am

I was speaking figuratively, Cher !!! :yh_rotfl I'm sure Snooze's chest is impeccable. My old gran used to speak of a girl's chests as her lungs. Like cover up those lungs Pam immediately. Smile. Deeeeep thought - wonder if that's why I took up flute playing, so as to put my um lungs to good use. Where's the champagne in this thread? And where's me sunnies???? The walls are kinda very bright now!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:24 am

AussiePam wrote: Thanks for the warnings Wendy and Trixie. He's sweet talking me!!!! And I love Alaska!!! Mmmmmmmmm... nobody's asked me to be their little snow bunny in nearly a whole week!!! How can I resist??? :sneaky:

I know that you are having a great time Pammy, just remember not to get too carried away, because you should be getting some sleep soon right!!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:24 am

borndragon wrote: If that's you in your Avatar Cher...your words are true,you have the look of beauty and grace.

What a lovely thing to say

Why thank you, BD

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:26 am

I think if you chat up any more women in my presence, Born, no matter how drop dead bloody gorgeous they are I'm just gonna hafta flounce the heck outta here. I do a very meaningful flounce. And I bang the door pretty neatly too.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:27 am

I don't believe it. Chris is actually sending me to my room !!!

borndragon · Post by **borndragon** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:28 am

AussiePam wrote: nobody's asked me to be their little snow bunny in nearly a whole week!!! How can I resist??? :sneaky:

Well, once you get to know me maybe you'll kick me to the front of the line

That or I could go ahead and be your Vegemite dude :-5

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:30 am

AussiePam wrote: I don't believe it. Chris is actually sending me to my room !!!

:wah: Hahaha no just giving out some friendly advice, don't want ya waking up regretting it tommorow morning that's all!!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:31 am

SnoozeControl wrote: That sound like a porn movie title to anyone else?

No just you. :wah:

borndragon · Post by **borndragon** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:31 am

SnoozeControl wrote: That sound like a porn movie title to anyone else?

Yup..but it's a little too early in my Membership to go There!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:36 am

chrisb84uk wrote: :wah: Hahaha no just giving out some friendly advice, don't want ya waking up regretting it tommorow morning that's all!!

Very very wicked smile...

Little vegemite dude.... even more wicked smile....

Bad bad movie title.... unbelievably wicked smile....

But a girl's gotta play a bit hard to get... at first...

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borndragon · Post by **borndragon** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:24 am

tmbsgrl wrote: Hi & welcome to the garden of good and evil..

Take a look around- kick your feet up & relax & just jump right in!:D

Thanks for the welcome and invite...gonna take the plunge,should I hold my nose?

Trixie Belle · Post by **Trixie Belle** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:25 am

Born, how'd you get your siggy in there... it told me the characters were wrong...

borndragon · Post by **borndragon** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:27 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Hmmm tough question. Spot might fit into that category... :sneaky:

That was a little bit bad info you passed on there Snooze...I don't think Spot's hot at all...any pics of you around Snooze?

MoreThanALover · Post by **MoreThanALover** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:06 pm

WELCOME! there seems to be new people every corner you turn! I'll have to put the introductory page into my favorites and sneak up on newbies.

It's nice to have you here borndragon!Hope to see you knee deep in posts!:yh_giggle

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:02 pm

hello. how are you feeling today?

have a seat. look at this picture and tell me what you see.

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