I'm such a terrible mommy!

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Lulu2
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HAH! My "loving" mother once put a pile of fake dog poop on top of the gym clothes I'd just washed and ironed. I was NOT amused! (Well...then. Now I'm laughing.):wah:
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Isn't it funny that we can laugh so hard at the people we love?

It's just another form of affection :-4
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Sheryl
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Nope your not mean. Zakk was terrified of bugs, so I bought a big tub of rubber insects at Toys R Us and chased him around till he got over his fear and would play with them. It sounds cruel, but the kid was scared of all bugs even ladybugs.:-2

Now Ayden on the other is hand is not afraid of anything. I've caught her more than once playing with red ants. I try to tell her they'll bite, but she don't care. :rolleyes:
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tmbsgrl wrote: So last night my husband and I were cleaning out the garage- getting rid of the stuff that we just didn't want sitting around anymore. I found our Chirstmas- Halloween & Easter tubs. I was searching through all of them & I found some fake bugs in the halloween one.... My daughter has a child gate in front of her door so the puppy doesn't go in a chew all her toys.. I put a roach on top of the gate so when she woke up and went to the Bathroom she would see it... Well I was in my bathroom & I heard her scream at the top of her lungs.. I went running (forgetting I put that there last night) to see what was the matter- She yelled a BIG UGLY BUG IS ON MY GATE... What did I do..... I busted up laughing at her.. as I told her it was fake.. I couldn't quit laughing.. The look on her face was priceless. I told one of my friends at the bus stop and she was laughing.. My daughter just gave us the evil eye! :wah:





Have you ever done anything like this to your kids?:D
All the time! I suppose that's why they're the demented teenagers I love today. :wah: :D
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Ahhh how cute, that's such a funny story hehehe. I can't really remember my parents pulling any practical jokes on us, I guess they were just too serious to pull something like that. Me on the other hand though, that's different!! :sneaky: :p
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HE he , you guys Are SoOoOo Funny!ROTFLMBO SniCkER

I never Play Jokes on my 3 children BUT I TELL them jokes ALL the time! I buy joke books online, mostly AND Reasearch them...I learned Quickly to let them Tell me jokes from the books.I even have a service which texts me new jokes ea day.LOL See, MY parents were a bit Harsh, shall we say.I remember getting in HUGE trouble for laughing at the dinner table! I am grateful for the educational opportunities they provided BUT wanted to create a more nurturing environment myself.Why do GoRiLLaS have BiG nostrills???

CCAuse they have BIg Fingers! ha my boys LOVE that one

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HEY, Chris , you do the CCUTE thing Very Well! Wherever'd you find the boggying bunny gif? Soooo Cute.Cher, do you have a sugar glider? Just guessing.My intro'l tell you bout CraftingBunnyopolis. 3 bunnies, 2 super friendly Guinea pigs, 2 Spoiled kitties and a sily puggy piglet PUG who bellycrawls around the Bunnies,ect to be less intimidating.Goodness is it ever funny around here.Will post some funny ancedotes re gooy pets in a few mins on my intro thread.Just joined this week.
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