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Accountable wrote: I'm a married spud! I'm a married spud! :-5 I'm a married spud! I'm a married spud!


Now, now, Acc . . .

That's just your medication talking

C'mere Snoozie -- we've got some work to do here

Oooh you look a little hot and perspiring . . . let Snooze remove your pajamas so you'll be more comfortable . . . there, there, now isn't that much better?

I'll put some nice cold compresses all over your body

You know Snoozie . . . it is kind of warm in here . . . what do you say we take off these ridiculous nurse uniforms?

Oh! THAT's much better now! ;) :p
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SnoozeControl wrote: I googled 'married spud' :)




Too funny :D
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cherandbuster wrote: Now, now, Acc . . .



That's just your medication talking



C'mere Snoozie -- we've got some work to do here



Oooh you look a little hot and perspiring . . . let Snooze remove your pajamas so you'll be more comfortable . . . there, there, now isn't that much better?



I'll put some nice cold compresses all over your body



You know Snoozie . . . it is kind of warm in here . . . what do you say we take off these ridiculous nurse uniforms?



Oh! THAT's much better now! ;) :pWhat's that strange guitar music I hear in the background?
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SnoozeControl wrote: Wow! This'd make a pretty good movie plot.:wah:


Snoozie

We agreed in our contracts that we'd do full frontal nudity :p
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A sexy back is not to be downplayed.

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Accountable wrote: A sexy back is not to be downplayed.


Oh my

The patient is responding

And responding quite nicely, I might add

Mr. Acc, allow Nurse Snoozie and myself to turn you over

You've been on your stomach long enough, young man!

There we go!

OH MY

You seem quite happy to see your two favorite nurses, don't you? :p
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Post by 911 »

Honestly. . . . could y'all close the door while you do that?

All that moist heat and a draft may give him a chill.

Acc, ask your wife if you can stick your elbow between her. . her. . .ah. . .nevermind.

Hope you feel better soon!!

:p
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Post by CARLA »

ACC yes the moist heat is the key for the swelling that keeps the elasticity (sp) in your skin or it turns into something ugly that I can't even define..:lips:
ALOHA!!

MOTTO TO LIVE BY:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.

WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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SnoozeControl wrote: Toes? :-2


Really people! It's getting a bit thick in here! :p
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911 wrote: Honestly. . . . could y'all close the door while you do that?



All that moist heat and a draft may give him a chill.



Acc, ask your wife if you can stick your elbow between her. . her. . .ah. . .nevermind.



Hope you feel better soon!!



:p:yh_rotfl Ah! this must be my level. Stop the elevator, please. :wah:
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Post by 911 »

SnoozeControl wrote: Toes? :-2


You think she has moist, warm toes?

They have a spray for that ya know :wah: :wah:
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