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Grumpaz
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Blonde joke

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THE THREE BLONDES

There are three blondes washed up on an island.

Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish.

The first blonde asks to be more intelligent.

Instantly, she is turned into a brunette and swims 10 miles

from the island to the shore of the mainland.

The next one asks to be more intelligent than the previous one.

Instantly she is turned into a ravishing redhead.

The redhead finds an old surfboard and easily paddles to the shore.

The third blonde asks to become much more intelligent than the previous two.

The fairy turns her into a raven-haired beauty, and she walks across the bridge to the mainland.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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Lulu2
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Well....clearly, the blonde and the redhead had lost their contact lenses in the shipwreck!

:wah:
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cars
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:D :D :D :wah:
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