A fellow checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone books under "Escorts and Massages". He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind... So he is in his room and figures, what the hell, he gives her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy!
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic; But for an outside line you need to press 9".
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Which room is Clancy occupying, please?;)
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Clancy wrote: Grumpaz! You've been reading my mail again havent you???? 
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Why of course not Clancy. That would be against the law and illegal and land my pretty butt in the hoosegow. They would stick me under the jail and throw away the key.
Now if you will please excuse me I see you mailman coming. :p
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Why of course not Clancy. That would be against the law and illegal and land my pretty butt in the hoosegow. They would stick me under the jail and throw away the key.
Now if you will please excuse me I see you mailman coming. :p
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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(PSSST....Grumpaz! It's just me...wearing my uniform! Clancy loves women in uniforms!)
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Lughing's a good thing, isn't it? That's why we like to have GRUMPAZ around! (She makes us laugh, of course.)
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Lulu2 wrote: (PSSST....Grumpaz! It's just me...wearing my uniform! Clancy loves women in uniforms!)
I thought that was you what with all that red hair. When did you become Clancy's mail person?
Or are you just trying to get in Clancy's mailbox??;)
I thought that was you what with all that red hair. When did you become Clancy's mail person?
Or are you just trying to get in Clancy's mailbox??;)
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Clancy's Luck
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay