Nader, Gore, and Bush

[valerie]

Ralph Nader, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun.



After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room

and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.

He said:

"Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest

feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something

truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned: if

you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in

a void of nothingness for all eternity!"



The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader

stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three," and

he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.



Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us

three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund

his next Presidential Campaign.



Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W.

Bush looked into the mirror and said,

"I think...," and was promptly sucked into the mirror.

[cherandbuster]

Beautiful! :-6

[Rapunzel]

:yh_rotfl Brilliant Val! Loved it! :yh_rotfl

[Sheryl]

ok that was funny :wah:

[Grumpaz]

I find it hard to believe that this was put in the joke section. Well maybe not the parts about Nader and Gore. :rolleyes:

[CheshireCat]

FUNNY!~

[cars]

Better hope the "FBI" doesn't check forums for Bush bashers, cause they just may take "names"!



But it sure was Funny!!! (FBI, this is Paula speaking, if you're taking names:p )