Thank you letter

[valerie]

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent detergent you

have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always

told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find

it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some

red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and

uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy

I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his

blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of

Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and

satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains

came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday

told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative

and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer

considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough

without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again,

for having a great product! Well, gotta go, have to write

to the Hefty bag people...

[cherandbuster]

Ah Val

Is Anastrophe really *that* bad?!

[Marie5656]

Very funny. I already went out and emailed that to a bunch of people.