Step on it...

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:03 am

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.

"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"

"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark."

"How about transportation?" the father asked.

"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know."

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:21 am

I don't care what you say, that was funny!!

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:55 pm

Hilarious...thanks.

CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:00 pm

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:04 pm

Oh kids really are cleverer than people think :wah::wah:

papaboo951 · Post by **papaboo951** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:31 pm

ROFLMAO

they got it all figured out:wah:

cars · Post by **cars** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:34 pm

:yh_laugh :yh_laugh :yh_laugh

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:15 am

Keep 'em coming, I could do with cheering up!