Survivor - Texas Style

[Grumpaz]

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to

do one entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco,

Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then

proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From

there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

I'm Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I Voted for John Kerry,

George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2008 and I'm here to confiscate your gun.

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

[Tombstone]

Grumpaz wrote: Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to

do one entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco,

Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then

proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From

there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

I'm Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I Voted for John Kerry,

George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2008 and I'm here to confiscate your gun.

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.


ha! how true!

[AussiePam]

GUFFFFFAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

:yh_rotfl

[Sheryl]

Dallas, Houston and Austin they should be safe, it's when they start heading west they should get worried.