"Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
double-pane energy-efficient kind.
Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was
complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I
hadn't paid for them yet.
Helloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had
told ME last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay
for themselves! Hellooooo"? (I told him). "It's been a year"!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting
the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore."
