The rules of chocolate:

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:01 am

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it

too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries

all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a

hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge

off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.

Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to

protect themselves.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that

a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.

That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of

calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But

if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top

pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let

that happen, can you?

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:13 am

Aha!! At last we know the rules that Chocoholic lives by!!:wah::wah:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:39 am

woppy71 wrote: Aha!! At last we know the rules that Chocoholic lives by!!:wah::wah:

Lol! These are the rules ALL women live by ... aren't they? :wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:58 am

I believe every single word..............................

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:31 pm

:-4 This is my life, my beliefs, my credo, everything stated is TRUE!!

You could also add -

There is nothing better than a good friend - EXCEPT a good friend with Chocolate.

Chocolate doesn't make the world go around but it makes the whole trip worthwhile!

There is no Chocolate Anonymous because no-one wants to quit!

9 out of 10 people like chocolate - the 10th person always lies.

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

If it ain't chocolate - it ain't breakfast!

Nuts just take up the space where the chocolate ought to be!:-4

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 6:53 am

Chocolate ............ :-4

Crème brÃ»lée · Post by **Crème brÃ»lée** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 6:58 am

Nomad wrote: Chocolate ............ :-4

*Chocolate Covered Nomad.*.....with nuts......:-4

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 7:52 am

Found a good "choccie" poem today -

Mmmm... Chocolate!!!

Here I sit, eating chocolate chips.

To quit eating chocolate, I need more than tips.

There are so many kinds of chocolate, it's hard to choose.

No matter which one you pick, you just can't lose.

There is milk chocolate, sweet chocolate, and semi-sweet.

I really like dark chocolate! It's such a treat!!!

There is also mint chocolate & white chocolate -- I'm not through!

There is cereal, cake, cookies, candy, pudding, pie & ice cream too.

Chocolate tastes so rich, and sweet, and sometimes smooth.

It can help make you feel better, or help your heartache sooth.

There are many chocolate drinks. Have some, just for fun --

cappuccino, chocolate milk, mocha & cocoa -- try more than one!

Is chocolate as good as a hug, or a pat on the back?

What if I'm out of chocolate, when I have my next attack??!!

I could just imagine that I'm eating chocolate, I suppose.

If I eat lots of chocolate all day long, would I overdose?

Where would I go... what would I ever do... without chocolate?

Nothing can compare. Not even one word rhymes with chocolate!

Do I take it for granted that I can always get more?

I could eat chocolate candies, by the score!

Is chocolate something to fear -- is it really a curse?

Is it something to be avoided, or is it much worse?

Or... is chocolate the eighth wonder? Is it a total delight?

Something you savor for so long? Or love with all your might?

and another

chocolate

Chocolate is funny

chocolate is fun

you can spread it on your body

you can lick it with your tongue

you can chew it, you can drink it

you can have it in the bath

chocolate is funny

it always makes me laugh

Chocolate is funny

chocolate is good

you can have it for your breakfast

as a substitute for food

it can be orgasmic

it can bring you paradise

you can lie in bed and dream of it

chocolate is nice.

Charles M. Moore