Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...

jaggedlittlegirl · Post by **jaggedlittlegirl** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:01 pm

Ok, time to air out FG's dirty laundry.

Here's how it works, you have to tell us the deepest, darkest secret of the person above you.

IF you don't know it, well...make one up!!! :sneaky: :wah:

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:15 pm

Jagged's diet is sniffing pie pans and savoring "what could have been".

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:19 pm

Of course, she won't tell you this, but our Jaggedlittlegirl is really MARTHA STEWART, in disguise!

YES! Her favorite pastime is NOT climbing volcanos...no, no!

She'd MUCH rather be creating new art forms such as WEAVING WITH CAT HAIR, or BAKING WITH YOUR OWN HOME-GROWN FLOUR or HOW TO PAINT WITH EYELASH HAIRS.

(Sorry, Martha...I've "outed you.")

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:27 pm

Lulu has 2 toilets in her house!

:wah:

jaggedlittlegirl · Post by **jaggedlittlegirl** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:28 pm

:yh_rotfl And I was sooooo close to getting away with it!!!

Our dear Lulu likes to volunteer as a big chicken handling out flyers on the Venice Beach boardwalk for "El Pollo Loco" on the weekends!

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:30 pm

^ likes to listen to marching bands in the nude while drinking koolaid.

jaggedlittlegirl · Post by **jaggedlittlegirl** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:46 pm

Rain secretly dances to old Britney Spears CD's in her living room, when she claims to be "working out". She knows all the songs, lyrics and CHOREOGRAPHIES!!!

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:51 pm

^ Shaves her upper lip each morning to the tunes of Tony Orlando and Dawn.

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:04 pm

^ cracks me up

^ breeds cats and rabbits and sells Cabitts on ebay.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:33 pm

Loves to dance the FANDANGO, wearing a saucy little black teddy and fire-engine red MULES!

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:49 pm

Was arrested for trying to pass herself off as a 'Dawn'

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:57 pm

WAS a "Dawn"....she wore a wig and blackface! It was sooooo embarassing!

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:04 pm

^was once caught running naked in the boys' locker room.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:06 pm

carries the stigma of hiding the football team in her bedroom. . .

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:15 pm

^wants me to share that football team.:wah:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:24 pm

Does despicable things with small animals!

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:13 am

^wants everyone to send her a fruitcake for Christmas.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:41 am

^ Actually eats the fruitcakes people give her.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:30 am

Is a founding member of the Paris Hilton fan club.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:19 am

Is the President of the Nicole Richie fan club.

jaggedlittlegirl · Post by **jaggedlittlegirl** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:46 pm

She was the inspiration for a famous song...Does this ring a bell?

"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl..."

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:49 pm

Has been studying Trapeze Artistry diligently so that she might join the circus.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:10 pm

Farts in the bath because she hasn't got a jacuzzi

Crème brÃ»lée · Post by **Crème brÃ»lée** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:20 pm

Pinky wrote: Farts near people in shops and walks away for a laugh

Loves to breath the aroma.:p

Crème brÃ»lée · Post by **Crème brÃ»lée** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:24 pm

Pinky wrote: Likes PVC underwear on warm days

Likes to............:-2 ewwwwwww!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:27 pm

Thinks a G spot is somewhere you go for a picnic

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:32 pm

Pinky wrote: Likes to dress up as Rod Stewart at the weekend

D'ya think I'm sexy?

Crème brÃ»lée · Post by **Crème brÃ»lée** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:33 pm

Uncle Kram wrote: D'ya think I'm sexy?

Aye! at least the fleet thought so.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:36 pm

Used to be a lollipop lady on the M6

Crème brÃ»lée · Post by **Crème brÃ»lée** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:36 pm

Pinky wrote: That mullet wig just does it Babe!:D

Has an interesting place to hang towels *guffaw*

Does it shiver your timbers too?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:39 pm

Tried to hide 2 severed heads in a shipment of volleyballs

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:41 pm

eats Rocky Road icecream while wearing pink bunny slippers. :p

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:49 pm

Pinky wrote: Sings to the cheeky girls while hoovering

ya know in my neck of the woods hoovering has a whole different and very dirty meaning. :wah:

Dances in the buff, under the full moon, to Elvis tunes.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:29 pm

Pinky wrote: Wow Sheryl!!! Two out of three aint bad!

Has a Johnny Depp pic tucked in the bag so she can get a fix at work:D

Sticks her toungue in the peanut butter jar to get the last lick.

Has peanut butter in her hair.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:53 pm

Tried to seduce Prince Charles by flashing her ta-tas at him during the Queen's Birthday parade! Sadly, she was arrested.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:20 pm

Longs to be Nomad's apprentice...:sneaky: