sore bum
sore bum
I could do with a whole lot of sympathy right now. I have a bruised bum and a sore cocksix (sp).
I went to the beach this afternoon, it was too hot so I was in and out of the sea....well it got a bit rough and I was being clever and jumping the waves and this huge one came and lifted me right up and washed me onto the shore, I landed on my bum like a ton of bricks on the only stony part of the beach.
And now its bruised and hurts when I sit. :wah:
Why me?
I went to the beach this afternoon, it was too hot so I was in and out of the sea....well it got a bit rough and I was being clever and jumping the waves and this huge one came and lifted me right up and washed me onto the shore, I landed on my bum like a ton of bricks on the only stony part of the beach.
And now its bruised and hurts when I sit. :wah:
Why me?
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SnoozeControl wrote: Ow, poor you. And think how silly you looked.
I'm not very good with this sympathy thing, am I?
That ok! I never got any at the time either. everyone just laughed, so did I til I felt the pain. :wah:
I'm not very good with this sympathy thing, am I?
That ok! I never got any at the time either. everyone just laughed, so did I til I felt the pain. :wah:
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I'm sure Pete will kiss it better for you. :-4
Dont ya just hate it when you land on your cocksix?
Dont ya just hate it when you land on your cocksix?
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Oh poor you! Ouch, that cocksix is a real bugger when you bang it! :wah:
I'm sorry Pina but the tears are streming down my face, was that a deliberate misspelling?
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
I'm sorry Pina but the tears are streming down my face, was that a deliberate misspelling?
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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abbey wrote: I'm sure Pete will kiss it better for you. :-4
Dont ya just hate it when you land on your cocksix?
I'll try anything to take the pain away.
Dont ya just hate it when you land on your cocksix?
I'll try anything to take the pain away.
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Betty Boop wrote: Oh poor you! Ouch, that cocksix is a real bugger when you bang it! :wah:
I'm sorry Pina but the tears are streming down my face, was that a deliberate misspelling?
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
No! but it looks good dont it. :wah:
I'm sorry Pina but the tears are streming down my face, was that a deliberate misspelling?
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
No! but it looks good dont it. :wah:
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SnoozeControl wrote: Kind of made me a little hot, to tell you the truth. :yh_sweat
Certainly sounds like something we should be looking for at Ann Summers! :wah:
Certainly sounds like something we should be looking for at Ann Summers! :wah:
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Well this went south in a hurry..!! love it.
Sorry Pina for your bruises, next time try body surfing the wave much easier than fighting them..
Sorry Pina for your bruises, next time try body surfing the wave much easier than fighting them..
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
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Betty Boop wrote: Oh poor you! Ouch, that cocksix is a real bugger when you bang it! :wah:
I'm sorry Pina but the tears are streming down my face, was that a deliberate misspelling?
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
That's no way to talk about our friend Six
I'm sorry Pina but the tears are streming down my face, was that a deliberate misspelling?
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
That's no way to talk about our friend Six
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
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Uncle Kram wrote: That's no way to talk about our friend Six
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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Sorry for your pain...I've been there! Obviously, your sense of humor's still intact, if not your cocksix! (Is it swollen? :wah: )
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay