Monkey

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:15 am

Monkey got caught by RIAA

Downloaded music, didn't pay

Stealing tunes

Put him in ruins

Now he's having a very bad day

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:43 pm

Samantha has broke her computer

I don't think it was working to suit 'er

Now she's offline

An' losing her mind

Her analyst may have to reboot 'er

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:56 pm

MEANWHILE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Monkey's still chasin' the ladies

He will till he's in his eighties

His outlook is sunny

And that's kinda funny

Since his methods are often quite shady

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 5:55 am

4rum wrote: Samantha has broke her computer

I don't think it was working to suit 'er

Now she's offline

An' losing her mind

Her analyst may have to reboot 'er

Samantha is finally back,

The day with no 4rum was black,

My server did quit,

And I had a fit,

Now let's get this thread back on track.

:driving:

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 6:01 am

4rum wrote: Well I might at that if it's slow

But you didn't mention limbo

I'd drop the bar

To see how far

You'd really be willing to go

I don't think I'm up for a limbo,

A waltz would be rather nice though,

Don't step on my toes,

Or I'll bite your nose,

I'm a blonde but I'm sure not a bimbo!

:rolleyes:

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 6:09 am

4rum wrote: MEANWHILE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Monkey's still chasin' the ladies

He will till he's in his eighties

His outlook is sunny

And that's kinda funny

Since his methods are often quite shady

A "lady" rang Monkey's door bell,

He thought she had something to sell,

He told her "Come in,"

Then to his chagrin,

She cast upon him a spell.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:42 am

Well monkey wasn't much at spellin'

Wasn't long 'fore the witch was yellin'

She waved her wand

But monkey was gone

Where? Sorry I'm not tellin'

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:15 am

It seems Monkey did disappear,

But I will NOT shed a tear,

I'm sure it's a trick,

That Monkey is slick,

He probably drowned in his beer.

:wah:

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:32 pm

Monkey's gifts are widely ranging

He's more than stinky and mangy

Could be anywhere

A spider in your hair

He's my vicarious little changling

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:00 am

Oh wheeeerrrrrrrrreee oh wheeeere did the MONkey go?

Oh Wheeeeeeereeeee oh where can he beeeeeeeeeee?

With his weeeeeeeeeenie short

And his tail so looooooooong

Oh where oh where can he beeeeeeeeeeeee??

:sneaky:

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:45 pm

.........Uh....... might wanna stick to your day job.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:48 pm

Monkey leaped out from seclusion

Took advantage of all the confusion

Stole a kiss

Fom a miss

Who never suspected the intrusion

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:57 pm

I wish that Monkey stayed gone.

He should be quartered and drawn.

He's evil and wicked,

When he is nekked,

I hear he's called "demon spawn!"

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:37 pm

Samantha wrote: I wish that Monkey stayed gone.

He should be quartered and drawn.

He's evil and wicked,

When he is nekked,

I hear he's called "demon spawn!"

A monkey thead without a host

Would be pointless, well almost

There's already one for flowers

Why, you could talk daisies for hours

But I for one, would miss his post

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:26 am

I think I know what you mean,

Your Monkey likes to be seen!! (OMG--get the connotations to THAT)

He likes all the yanking,

Especially the spanking,

He's witty and wildly obscene.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:47 pm

Miss Monkey has been on vacation.

She found a deserted location,

She needed to find,

Some piece of mind,

After her lover's castration!!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:34 pm

Pinky wrote: Poor monkey is useless at best

But he's still got hair on his chest

He said 'whaddya know

I'll give it a go

As a tranny monkey I'm blessed!'

Her present lover wasn't monkey

She's a one night stand junky

The one in question

Learned his lesson

Now he's a befuddled flunky

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:36 pm

Monkey's still off on his rants

Got plenty o' punch in his pants

Ballocks of steel

Why they even feel

Big as an ele-phants

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:30 am

Folks monkey is a work of fiction

He lives in naughty depiction

Kill or maim

WHATEVER your aim

He's recouperative beyond description:yh_monkey

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:36 am

Monkey likes booze an' hooters

Rawhidin' root an' tooters

He's all in fun

He worries none

Of attempted malicious neuters

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:43 am

Sigh...monkey was chasing a blond

When a redhead wrangled his wand

A brunette or two

Attempted to woo

Of monkey, all of 'em's fond woo...hoo!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:45 am

All frilly, frocked and flirty

A miss got down an' dirty

In monkey's pad

He's the best she's had

So she left him a dollar thirty BAAAAAH, rumbum

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:50 am

In nights when you're all alone

Left lonley and 'holding your own'

Monkey's around

Partying down

But you can try him on the phone.............1-800-eatmyshorts

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:23 am

Yep, monkey just loves a party,

Especially when he's all farty,

He'll bend right o're

And give you four,

Aroma is really hearty!

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:53 am

Ain't nothin' wrong with fartin'

Don't know why you're so disheartened

I suspect that you

Do it too

With never a "beg your pardon"

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:47 am

As for fartin' beware,

Mine will give you a scare,

I'll just blame the cat,

What say you to that?

In fartin' wars all is fair

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:49 am

This year has been such a blast,

It flew by incredibly fast,

I gave you a bow,

So you would know,

I think what we have will last!

:-4

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:58 am

Miss Monkey is back on the prowl,

She's not one to throw in the towel,

She'll go strut her stuff,

And if that's not enuff,

She'll come up with something most foul.

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:48 am

Samantha wrote: Miss Monkey is back on the prowl,

She's not one to throw in the towel,

She'll go strut her stuff,

And if that's not enuff,

She'll come up with something most foul.

Now I think this might bear reapeatin'

Bribin' with beer isn't cheatin'

Throw in some boobs

To add to the mood

An' the pot is really sweetened:yh_drool

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:55 am

Samantha wrote: Miss Monkey is back on the prowl,

She's not one to throw in the towel,

She'll go strut her stuff,

And if that's not enuff,

She'll come up with something most foul.

If she took her hands away

I wonder, would the beer still stay

An' ain't it a pity

Those beer holder ti**ies

Are tempting her tongue that way :yh_tong2

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:04 am

Samantha wrote: This year has been such a blast,

It flew by incredibly fast,

I gave you a bow,

So you would know,

I think what we have will last!

:-4
Let's talk about that bow

And why it torques me so

It's that I suspected

Without it you're nekkid

An' that makes my juices flow

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:09 am

Now ol' monkey is scratchin' his head

How'd he ever get trapped in this thread

Will he ever get out

He's beginning to doubt

But he's still glad to have his 'tale red' :yh_monkey

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:15 am

Samantha wrote: This year has been such a blast,

It flew by incredibly fast,

I gave you a bow,

So you would know,

I think what we have will last!

:-4

Yes it's our first anniversary

And it may be time for a nursery

Not for tots

It's us that's got

A penchant for juvenile versery

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:24 am

No........... the lady and I are not wed.........sigh

We met on this world wide web ................ hi!

One year ago

Our status quo

Into this chaos fled ....oh my :-4

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 6:11 am

4rum wrote: Let's talk about that bow

And why it torques me so

It's that I suspected

Without it you're nekkid

An' that makes my juices flow

You may need to put up a dam,

Those juices will cause a jam,

As for the bow,

It's just for show,

I'm really a ham, I am!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 6:15 am

4rum wrote: Now ol' monkey is scratchin' his head

How'd he ever get trapped in this thread

Will he ever get out

He's beginning to doubt

But he's still glad to have his 'tale red' :yh_monkey

Now monkey is scratchin' his butt,

In this thread he is shut,

We won't let him out,

There's narry a doubt,

That monkey is really a nut.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 6:24 am

4rum wrote: Yes it's our first anniversary

And it may be time for a nursery

Not for tots

It's us that's got

A penchant for juvenile versery

Our limericks are certainly trite,

A bawdy, and rowdy delight,

We banter and tease,

With giggles we please,

Of monkeys and mayhem we write!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:22 am

Samantha wrote: You may need to put up a dam,

Those juices will cause a jam,

As for the bow,

It's just for show,

I'm really a ham, I am!

Well if you've got it... show it

That's my wish, an' you know it

The shapely thighed

Shouldn't hide

But I don't mind if you bow it

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:17 pm

The bows have started a fad,

Our Monkey could wake up mad,

The gals at the club,

Tied one 'round his stub,

A black one, now isn't that sad?

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:14 am

Samantha wrote: The bows have started a fad,

Our Monkey could wake up mad,

The gals at the club,

Tied one 'round his stub,

A black one, now isn't that sad?

If you're suggesting that it R.I.P

Seems premature to me

He's hale and hard'y

Ready to party

Use it or lose it's his key

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:26 am

That Monkey is really a case,

You think he deserved first place?

If I had a blue bow,

To 4rum it'd go,

He'd certain win MY race.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:46 pm

Samantha wrote: That Monkey is really a case,

You think he deserved first place?

If I had a blue bow,

To 4rum it'd go,

He'd certain win MY race.

In blue, red or purest white

That lovely bow would rest just right

On naked thigh

T'would bring a sigh

As we race off into the night :yh_drool

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:46 pm

Before our dear readers get ill,

I think our passions should chill, (just for a few verses)

Lets check on those chimps,

And catch us a glimpse,

Of apes in search of a thrill!!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:11 am

Samantha wrote: Before our dear readers get ill,

I think our passions should chill, (just for a few verses)

Lets check on those chimps,

And catch us a glimpse,

Of apes in search of a thrill!!

I was just responding to your tease

If you'd rather chase monkey's through the trees

Put your britches on

Then tenners don

And sprint to your simean sprees:rolleyes:

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:36 pm

Seems Monkey is feeling neglected,

Things just aren't what he expected,

So he's takin' a trip,

Up in a space ship,

To a planet called Cumininspectit.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:39 pm

Just what we need, monkey in space

Deciding the fate of the whole human race

No stargazer

He's got a laser!

And an evil grin on his face

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:26 pm

It seems he made a safe landing,

The locals aren't understanding,

They looked at his willie,

Then laughed themselves sillie,

But HE thought it was commanding!!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:56 am

Once upon a time in Monkeyville

A silly little monkey forgot her pill

Tummy swole up

Boobs 'D' cup

Should'a been runnin' when she laid still

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:36 am

Miss Monkey is totally bored,

She wants her libido restored,

What does she need,

To accomplish this deed?

A knight with a mighty sword?