Just too funny.......................................
A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you.
1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop running.
2. Strike while the......................................bug is close.
3. Its always darkest before.....................Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of ............... termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but ......... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that ....................... looks dirty.
7. No news is..................................................impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a................. Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new ................ math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ............ stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust ....... me.
12. The pen is mightier than the........pigs.
13. An idle mind is...............................the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's.................pollution.
15. Happy the bride who........................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is ...... not much.
17. Two's company, three's ......... the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what ...... you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and .......you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as.............Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not...........spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed ................ get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you.......see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind...........get out of the way.
And the WINNER and last one!
25. Better late than.............................. pregnant.
Kids do say the damndest things!
Kids do say the damndest things!
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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Kids do say the damndest things!
Oh, those are cute!
It's so true, kids can say the funniest things!
It's so true, kids can say the funniest things!
Kids do say the damndest things!
Some of those are sooooooo funny!!
:wah::wah::yh_rotfl
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Behaviour breeds behaviour - treat people how you would like to be treated yourself
Kids do say the damndest things!
I have a book of these, though not so immediately clever.
Budda is worshipped chiefly in Budda Pest.
Who was sorry when the Prodigal Son returned? The fatted calf.
Budda is worshipped chiefly in Budda Pest.
Who was sorry when the Prodigal Son returned? The fatted calf.
Kids do say the damndest things!
Gravity is what you get when you eat too much and too fast.
An heir is when anybody dies you get what is left.
An invoice is another name for a conscience.
An heir is when anybody dies you get what is left.
An invoice is another name for a conscience.
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