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Uncle Kram
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Eight out of ten owners said their dogs preferred Jehovahs witnesses
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
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Uncle Kram wrote: Eight out of ten owners said their dogs preferred Jehovahs witnesses
:yh_rotfl .... ...the other 2 preferred Double Glazing salesmen !
:yh_rotfl .... ...the other 2 preferred Double Glazing salesmen !
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Uncle Kram
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Bez wrote: :yh_rotfl .... ...the other 2 preferred Double Glazing salesmen !
Imagine the pane :rolleyes:
Imagine the pane :rolleyes:
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Ever watched an 11 stone dog barge his way through the door when the delivery guy knocks - i know im evil 
Can go from 0 - to bitch in 3.0 seconds .
Smile people :yh_bigsmi
yep, this bitch bites back .
Smile people :yh_bigsmi
yep, this bitch bites back .
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Ahh, Jehova's witnesses.
About six months or so ago, Myself and Carrie-Anne were running about like mad things around the house and shouting at each other because I couldn't find my house keys and I thought she had moved them (Sorry darling). This had been going on for about twenty minutes or so and was really getting heated, when there came a knock at the door:
"Hello!!, I was wondering if you would like to chat about the recent bad events in the world and how Jehova can help."
I just couldn't help it:
"WILL HE HELP ME FIND MY KEYS??"
Poor girl:wah::wah:
About six months or so ago, Myself and Carrie-Anne were running about like mad things around the house and shouting at each other because I couldn't find my house keys and I thought she had moved them (Sorry darling). This had been going on for about twenty minutes or so and was really getting heated, when there came a knock at the door:
"Hello!!, I was wondering if you would like to chat about the recent bad events in the world and how Jehova can help."
I just couldn't help it:
"WILL HE HELP ME FIND MY KEYS??"
Poor girl:wah::wah:
Behaviour breeds behaviour - treat people how you would like to be treated yourself
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woppy71 wrote:
"WILL HE HELP ME FIND MY KEYS??"
Poor girl:wah::wah:
Wopster :-4
"WILL HE HELP ME FIND MY KEYS??"
Poor girl:wah::wah:
Wopster :-4
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PASSION!:guitarist
PASSION!:guitarist
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SnoozeControl wrote: Jehovah's Witnesses a dog's breakfast
London July 31, 2006 09:00am
A BRITISH woman has been ordered by police to take down a sign on her garden gate that said, "Our dogs are fed on Jehovah's Witnesses".
Pensioner Janet Grove, who owns a jack russell terrier puppy called Rabbit, insisted the sign was a gentle joke to discourage callers.
Her late husband put the sign up more than 30 years ago when members of the church called at their house on Christmas Day.
But police were forced to act after receiving a complaint.
"We were informed by a member of the public who found the sign to be distressing, offensive and inappropriate," a police spokesman said.
Another religious fanatic that gets to say what people may or may not have on their own gate on their own property? I hope the lady puts 50 more signs like it all over town.:-5
London July 31, 2006 09:00am
A BRITISH woman has been ordered by police to take down a sign on her garden gate that said, "Our dogs are fed on Jehovah's Witnesses".
Pensioner Janet Grove, who owns a jack russell terrier puppy called Rabbit, insisted the sign was a gentle joke to discourage callers.
Her late husband put the sign up more than 30 years ago when members of the church called at their house on Christmas Day.
But police were forced to act after receiving a complaint.
"We were informed by a member of the public who found the sign to be distressing, offensive and inappropriate," a police spokesman said.
Another religious fanatic that gets to say what people may or may not have on their own gate on their own property? I hope the lady puts 50 more signs like it all over town.:-5
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Personally, I have no issue with the Witnesses...have a co-worker who is one, but she is not in your face with her beliefes, so long as we respect them.
I just have issue when them, or the Mormons come to the door to preach.
I just have issue when them, or the Mormons come to the door to preach.
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Pinky wrote: My friend has a signthat says 'Never mind the dog - beware of the owner'
that's one of my favorites!
that's one of my favorites!
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SnoozeControl wrote: Thirty years of people walking past their house and reading the sign, and someone suddenly finds it 'distressing, offensive and inappropriate'?
Walk on the other side of the street, you big ninny!
Sigh. I must be crabby this morning, this annoys me.:rolleyes:
Yeah, well...I'm not crabby this morning, or this afternoon, and I am annoyed, too! What a crock of s**t. :-5
Walk on the other side of the street, you big ninny!
Sigh. I must be crabby this morning, this annoys me.:rolleyes:
Yeah, well...I'm not crabby this morning, or this afternoon, and I am annoyed, too! What a crock of s**t. :-5
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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Marie5656 wrote: Personally, I have no issue with the Witnesses...have a co-worker who is one, but she is not in your face with her beliefes, so long as we respect them.
I just have issue when them, or the Mormons come to the door to preach.
This reminds me of a TV program called "Becker". It's about a grouchy old Doctor. He's always complaining about something/everything.
Well, at the end of one episode, Becker is home in his apartment. There is a knock at the door, so he goes & opens the door. Out side are two "Witnesses" starting their pitch about being saved & going to heaven. And Becker says to them, well will you be there, & they say yes we hope to be. So then Becker just slams the door in their faces. :p :rolleyes:
PS: Political Correctness is now so out of hand, it's complete BS!
I just have issue when them, or the Mormons come to the door to preach.
This reminds me of a TV program called "Becker". It's about a grouchy old Doctor. He's always complaining about something/everything.
Well, at the end of one episode, Becker is home in his apartment. There is a knock at the door, so he goes & opens the door. Out side are two "Witnesses" starting their pitch about being saved & going to heaven. And Becker says to them, well will you be there, & they say yes we hope to be. So then Becker just slams the door in their faces. :p :rolleyes:
PS: Political Correctness is now so out of hand, it's complete BS!
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